it'd be really fucking funny if you met your significant other in a saw trap. like you're at a family reunion and some distant cousin asks how you met and you have to be like "yeah they had to pull out some of my teeth. but the chemistry was great."

when you get married you send jigsaw an invitation as a joke but he actually shows up

listen I’ve seen none saw movies but I have seen sleeping beauty so I would rather invite jigsaw to every significant event in our relationship than risk not inviting him

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3