sorry chat I got Moldy™

Wooo grand f/o reveal and also pinned intro post

The stupid concept of Griefer getting sent to the hospital due to some dumbass bullshit injury he got and being put in a wheelchair and using his singular half dead braincell and remembering that I could probably use a wheelchair and riding out of the hospital as fast as possible so he can steal it.

Imagine your f/o asking you out in a video game. Setting up dorky little signs around your base or giving you an item/pet and it's named "will you go out with me" or whatever other adorable method they can find

My evil thoughts that overestimate my ability is telling me to make a silly Nimbus dating sim. It would probably be really simple but like ig it could be nice writing practice

I'm probably plural but I got f/o's to think about so I don't really care about that rn

Wondering if I should do a grand reveal of all my f/o's and like make a pinned post and everything just so I can yap about them (especially since I think my friends are all sick of me simping and the 1 selfship server I joined is the reason I have proship dni in my banner thingy)

Imagine taking care of your curly haired/furred f/o's hair. Getting all the nice fancy products and helping them rub it into their scalp and maybe even helping them put it into a protective style if you've got the skills

F/o cuddle pile... SLEEPING f/o cuddle pile... Everyone is being boiled from too much body heat but it's fine we can have a little heatstroke as a treat. Imagine the compression from people laying on top of you 🤤

Yumesidering another f/o... He's very cute and we have sleepiness in common and it's actually his evil "monster" form that made me start yumesidering (bisexuals CANNOT resist the most androgynous creature you've ever seen WEARING THIGH HIGHS???)

Imagine your f/o is very much physically stronger than you letting you manhandle them. They very much could just not allow it but they're going to play nice. You've decided they are going of there now and they will do whatever you want because they love you very much. Also you guys are going mwa mwa mwa

Btw for everyone I've ever blocked and you don't see a reason as to why it's cause I will block over anything. You cannot stop me. Even if you've done nothing wrong at all I'll still block cause you posted about sans undertale or something (I just have a personal vendetta against him dont mind me) so yeah uhh don't worry about it broski

Who in your selfship sleeps for 25 hours a day and who sleeps for approximately 1 second before getting disturbed by a singular air molecule

Celebrity/streamer/whatever s/i scenario of: Your f/o pretending to hate you and then you somehow get a look inside their room and it's COVERED in your merch. Some is homemade some is official.