ow.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

gatorade rice

ok at least i won ok

"VIRUS ALERT!"

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!

Do I gain anything or…?

well i don't think i can walk that well without my right tibia

?: Well, hello there. Hatter: ... ?: I said, hello. Hatter: GAH!.. Hi.? ?: It's hard out there, isn't it? Hatter: I guess. ?: How about you stay away from the core for a while, and don't ask anyone? Hatter: That's not gonna work... What's the core? ?: It's the portal to The Forbidden Place. Hatter: Well then, staying away from the core isn't gonna fucking work.