yell heah

I imagine this is what strangling geese would sound like 😂😂

The screams of the damned

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

Dicks out for han solo

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine

All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

You wouldn’t download a Death Star.

what’s better than this, guys being bounty hunters 

Hello dark side my old friend

imagine how is touch the force

self care is challenging your dad to a fight with his old lightsaber that you got from his ex best friend who cut off all his limbs

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

that summer when the pumped up kicks song was popular was the last good summer

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet