The Uncanny Dr. Mechanic

oh… your mysterious glowing liquid is green…? oh… nothing… yeah, no, it’s just… me and the other boys at the mad science factory have been really into glowing BLUE liquid lately… no, but like, it’s totally fine that yours is green, lol.

I want to be so disgustingly over educated that the second anyone has a question they automatically know I have the answer to it

sorry, no new posts today boys, the OSHA® inspectors are here to see if the evil lab that i post from is up to snuff

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness

your blood may halt in your veins and your bones may cease to carry your weight, but i will never let you rot, my dear

"the flesh that hates" ummm what about the flesh that loves? the flesh that give me a little kissie?

nuclear blue science goo!! now available from a deranged homosexual scientist near you!!

i asked this hot scientist if she knew any good places to make out and stuff and she sorta smirked knowingly but THEN she put my ass in the fucking TUBE >:[

All scientists know how to do is prepare wet specimens, eat petri dish, and lie

i am going to sit down and write the most normalest lab report ever. no dubious glowing goo. no ethics violations. no blasphemy at all. just normal me and the normal data. i won’t even cackle maniacally while i’m doing it i promise

Girl you post like something pretending to be human. Follow