Pick an experiment to be promoted to my lab assistant.
A colony of lab rats that share a collective hivemind and are sentient
A robot who pinky promised not to turn evil and destroy humanity
Regular sized spider with human intelligence
Tube grown anime catboy that hates me for creating him
Fungal colony that talks through a vtuber model its hooked up to
Reanimated Quetzalcoatlus specimen jurassic park style
The shambling mass of nerves and muscles that's surprisingly competent in a lab
Brain in a jar that doesn't know it's a brain in a jar
Inanimate death ray
Robot butler who can't handle complex instructions
Harbour seal with a translation collar that listens to the joe rogan podcast
My own evil clone


















