Did you find an Easter egg, sweetie? You've been squatting down over here for a while. I know you're grumpy about having to take part in an Easter egg hunt at your age, but you shouldn’t sulk, honey-bun. Mommy wants to see your adorable diapered bottom running around the garden, and so do all the other ladies!
Sweetie…? Oh! Ohhhh. Looks like Mommy caught her big baby in the middle of pooping! Hahaha! I’ll never get bored of seeing a grown man fill his pants like a two year old! Make your poo-poos for Mommy, little one. That’s it, get it all out. Good boy. Your big diapie can handle all your yucky messes, so don’t worry…
All done, baby? Good. Now, unless you want me to change that stinky diaper in the middle of the lawn for everyone to see, I expect you to be a happy, well-behaved little boy for the rest of the egg hunt, okay? Everyone’s commented on how cute you are, and how nice it is to see a man put in his place; I think I’ve sold quite a few of the women here on the effectiveness of regression discipline, but seeing you toddle about with a droopy diaper and a big smile on your blushy face will convince them even more!
