Paul McCartney is a driven alpha bitch

There's rpf tinhatting and then there's "realistically, they've jerked off together at least once." It's different yk

john saying paul looked like elvis is just one of my favorite bits because a) you poor blind bastard no he didn’t and b) that was like 1 of 2 ways you could comment on the attractiveness of another male in 1957

How do you sleep will never be as mean as too many people. Paul’s ass is straight up just saying “you’re a sleep deprived conniving stupid cokewhore and I have a hot beautiful sexy wife. You’re an annoying hypocrite and a sellout. My beautiful lovely sexy wife is waiting for me. It’s so over for you, you’re a lame loser who’s a one hit wonder. And oh your eating disorder too” and its even worse when you remember that paul wrote too many people on his own while john had people pitching in lines etc for how do you sleep