in the blood

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

ace attorney is 90% ridiculousness but then once a game it sits u down like hey . what if this kid believes he was at fault for his fathers murder and then was raised by someone who reinforced that idea and isolated him and raised him to be unrecognizable from who he was as a child and what if he also had so much trauma from this incident that elevators and earthquakes still paralyze him with fear over a decade later and also what if he is so entrenched in his self loathing that he is willing to go to jail for a crime he didnt commit and what if even after his childhood friend who he was separated from for years helps save him he still has to leave because he has to process all of this and revaluate the person he has become as a result of his childhood . anyway what if we also had a parrot as a witness . would that be fucked up or what

It's so fucking funny to me that Thanatos and Megaera are both like tall and cool and powerful and intimidating and they BOTH fell for the same 5'6" fuckin DWEEB