Rumi: Zoey, there's a huge difference between "girl friend" and "girlfriend".
Rumi: It's the space
Zoey: *hugs Rumi tightly*
Rumi: ???
Zoey: *muffled* Look! There's no more space between us! Does that mean you're my girlfriend now?
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Rumi: Zoey, there's a huge difference between "girl friend" and "girlfriend".
Rumi: It's the space
Zoey: *hugs Rumi tightly*
Rumi: ???
Zoey: *muffled* Look! There's no more space between us! Does that mean you're my girlfriend now?
[zomira]

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The pilot : We call that a traumatic experience.
The pilot , turning to Zoey: Not a "bruh moment".
The pilot , turning to Mira: Not "sadge".
The pilot , turning to Rumi: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Zoey: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like!
Rumi: Is it about death?
Zoey: No.
Mira: Is it about drugs?
The pilot : Is it about sex?
Zoey: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Rumi, Mira, and The pilot :
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Zoey: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
The pilot , exasperated: WHY?!?
The pilot points at Mira: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
The pilot points at Rumi: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
The pilot points at Zoey: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
The pilot : AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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Zoey: You know you can die from that, right?
The pilot : *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Mira: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Rumi: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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Rumi: We need to distract these guys.
Zoey: Leave it to me.
Zoey: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Mira and the pilot : *immediately begin arguing with each other*
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The pilot : Ducks are better than rabbits.
Zoey: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Rumi: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Zoey: We’re not talking about flavour, Rumi!
Rumi: Flavour counts!
Zoey: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Mira: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Zoey: Okay, but-
Mira: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Rumi: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Zoey: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, RUMI!
Rumi: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ZOEY!
The pilot : I- Jesus-
@dreamyolk he loves his idiot daughters. Don’t worry 😉
can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??
saying “children are an oppressed class” is objectively true but also no one fucking believes you. especially if you yourself are a child. which is funny because that’s like textbook oppression
Ok but actually I do think ads should be illegal, most of all billboards because they are distracting to drivers, and most of all especially those electric billboards that light up the entire area or change

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"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"
idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS
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seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.
how often are you getting a headache
daily
weekly
monthly
couple times a year
yearly or less
sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"
some of you weren’t around for the fan fiction dot net purge of 2002 (when they banned explicit content and mass-deleted thousands of fics) and the livejournal purge of 2007 (when they deleted hundreds of blogs, disproportionately targeting queer & kink content) and it shows
this kind of policing is why ao3 was created
remember, kids, the three laws of fandom are:
- don’t like; don’t read
- your kink is not my kink
- ship and let ship
your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

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Regardless of how wronged and hurt you are, regardless how much of a horrible piece of shit the other person is being, you still should not say bigoted things about them.
Bigotry is not a more advanced degree of insults that stings more, it's a reinforcement of the framework where certain marginalized traits are inferior. This is not about you and that person. This is about the society you live in.
Child soldiers exist, war is not an adult topic.
Children die, death/murder is not an adult topic.
The Troubled Teen Industry exists, child trafficking is not an adult topic.
Children get raped, sexual assault is not an adult topic.
Children have alcoholic parents, addiction is not an adult topic.
Children get beat to the point of hospitalization at school, that level of violence is not an adult topic.
That when these things get into "kid friendly" media at all, they tend to be heavily censored is about protecting adult control over kids, not about protecting children.
"Children have alcoholic parents, addiction is not an adult topic." also children can be addicts. i was a child back when i was an addict
need people to understand that feeling guilty you harmed someone isn't the same as being harmed. and treating those as equally bad is incredibly audacious
age gaps are actually not a problem in themselves (as long as both participants are adults blah blah you know the drill). the potentially harmful dynamics between two partners with a big age difference arise from other factors that are associated with age. more wealth. more stable life situation. a big gap in relationship/dating experience. this is of course worsened if you add gender and/or racial dynamics to it. age in itself doesn't create this imbalance, we just exist in a system where older people are more likely to have other forms of privilege over their younger partner.
if you're both 30 but one of you has a job and owns the apartment in which you both live, that is a lot riskier than if you're 20 and 40 but both have independent income and housing. ya know?

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hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram