The pilot : We call that a traumatic experience.
The pilot , turning to Zoey: Not a "bruh moment".
The pilot , turning to Mira: Not "sadge".
The pilot , turning to Rumi: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Zoey: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like!
The pilot : Is it about sex?
Zoey: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Rumi, Mira, and The pilot :
Zoey: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
The pilot , exasperated: WHY?!?
The pilot points at Mira: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
The pilot points at Rumi: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
The pilot points at Zoey: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
The pilot : AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
Zoey: You know you can die from that, right?
The pilot : *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Mira: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Rumi: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
Rumi: We need to distract these guys.
Zoey: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Mira and the pilot : *immediately begin arguing with each other*
The pilot : Ducks are better than rabbits.
Zoey: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Rumi: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Zoey: We’re not talking about flavour, Rumi!
Zoey: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Mira: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Mira: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Rumi: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Zoey: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, RUMI!
Rumi: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ZOEY!
@dreamyolk he loves his idiot daughters. Don’t worry 😉
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