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cipheramnesia

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.

cipheramnesia

Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.

cipheramnesia

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.

cipheramnesia

Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.

cipheramnesia

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.

greatmountainfloofsquatch

Have you considered doing standup comedy?

cipheramnesia

I prefer to sit.

fanfic-obsessed

Well then have you considered sit down comedy?

cipheramnesia

For sure, every time I stand up for open mic night, they says to me "sit back down."

zetrystan

Technically true.

zetrystan

He got the job.

zetrystan

He takes his job seriously.

zetrystan

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)!

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

zetrystan

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

zetrystan

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

zetrystan

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

zetrystan

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

Not a werewolf.

The disappearance. 🐑

The worst snowman.

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

johnny-depp-is-loved

Wattpad wouldn’t survive the canonical porn without plot tag on AO3 😭 But in all seriousness this isn’t new. Wattpad has always been very pro censorship and a lot of authors have had their works removed with no warning before, so this looks to me like same old rules just even more strict than before? And don’t get me started on the ads that have been flooding the site for years, unless you subscribe to an ad-free Wattpad premium where you won’t get ads as long as you pay, but your works will still get removed if it’s too spicy or taboo and someone reports it. This is why we love AO3

aboutoriginality

fat-fuck-hairy-belly

Flat Fuck and his big beautiful plastic wife

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willgrahamscock

let's stay out of the fandom tags with papa

willgrahamscock

let's learn to block people with mama

gamemaster-official

Tumblr Court

You're on trial.

The last image you saved, song you listened to, fandom you interacted with, and emoji you used is your evidence.

Are you innocent?

Tag the jury.

reichtangleandpolen

Song: What Else Can I Do? - Encanto

Last Fandom: IDK, prolly Hamilton the musical

Emoji: 😭

I’M GUILTY AS FUCK BRO WHAT IS THIS

@blue-gears @starinthegarden @beansandsausages32 @askthesonnellin0s chat…….

askthesonnellin0s

Ngl. I think ur guilty @reichtangleandpolen 😭

I don't think anyone's surprised he was the last photo I saved.

Anyway, song? Shit, I can't remember. I think it was burger - bbno$

Last fandom I interacted with was, you guessed it, Red Dead Redemption.

Last Emoji: 😭

Uh... Shit. Would I be guilty? ((I do have a bounty on my head in RDR so.))

y1f4

i think you would be guilty , twin .. ur cooked ngl 😭

okay , we got my shitty artwork of dirk strider with a linkin park song .. smh this looks like shit man

last song? Aerials by System Of A Down. Is my obsession with SOAD gettin’ a bit too much ? uh ..

Last fandom I interacted with would probably be Resident Evil . I watched CoryxKenshin last night .. also pulled an all-nighter doin’ that . Can you blame me?

Last emoji ,,,, : 😭

wow . uh .. i think ‘m not makin’ it outta this one .

jaedyn-here

yeah bro ur guilty /hj

the actual last images would get me doxxed because it was a picture of me irl with friends and a script with my full name AHAHHA this is like,,, 4th in my gallery aside for the shit that would get me doxxed-..

last song was ego renegade boy i think i listened to it like last night…,,,,

last fandom was you guessed it — vocaloiddd or just vocal synths in general..!!!!

last emoji was 💥 !!!

open tags moots can go find this im lazy

mes-the-rebel-idol-boy

hmm depends on the jury?

Uh last song was a SpongeBob track-(idk which one but a bikini bottom one-)

Last Fandom was..after reentering danganronpa-

Emoji:😭

I think I'm cooked-

Tags: @starryvbs2500, @star-mochi-art, @i-am-basement, @sparrowasteroid8876 + @opentags

i-am-basement

I'd believe you are innocent

Last song was 1925 - i forgot who made it

Last fandom was Mouthwashing.

Emoji - 🎩

I think I'd be alright

Tags @novalunarabem @inthecosmos903 @fish-that-steals-palm-trees @yudokuhana + open tags

yudokuhana

youre good in my book

Last song was: Horror Queen - phantom siita

Last fandom: hsr

Emoji: 🫶

I think I'm innocent..prolly

@n1kolyaaa @seravphi @taiyvkii @moonjellyfisho @amaebii @mellichuu @ochamametchi @maplesleaves @sage-the-sagely-sage @cocosadaart @shadow-of-calamity @taruruchi @ex3cutioner @sundayhsr @i-just-wanna-ugh @kittygore69 @c4ff1theb34n @soshi01 @jinxywitch-999 + open tags and the mooties I forgot

sundayhsr

oh god i got tagged oh well but im safe i think. last image:

last song: because dreaming costs money, my dear by mitski

last fandom - hsr

last emoji: ☁

sockcakes

i did NOT get tagged in this but it showed up on my feed and i wanna feel special

last song: vampyre erotica by inkubus sukkubus

last fandom: honkai star rail

last emoji: 🫶

@wormdevourer that’s like the only moot off the top of my head sorryyyyy

wormdevourer

YAY thank you for tagging meeee you’re the goat 🥹🥹

last image ,, the spam

last song: poppin’ candy fever! by kinoshita

last fandom: deltarune (watching device theory rn)

last emoji: 🥹

tags: @octolingplush @endercoil @lameow-l don’t feel pressured to reblog if you don’t want to ofc :)

octolingplush

hi mutuals welcome to jury duty

ur innocent because deltarune is peak

last image:

slime rancher my beloved

last song: nosferatu (parov stelar)

last fandom: genshin. i was talking about my beloved (dottore)

last emoji: 😭

pulls out my tag list.... preparing to tag mutuals...

inhales @sjorvii @frenchyaoibeetle @battery-enthusiast @b3nt4rr0w @cuttlebonezz @world-atlas @kristalite @eremiti0n @nibelung-sol @w00dlandcr1tt3r @rivsquiv @venefer @eughp @rapidlydecayingcorpse @xunrae @kanillasoup @soup-flavored-mercury @citrussam513 @cacklehound @imberrydumb @webttore @antiquepilot @pocket-stars @nilego @venacesaur @electricslug @xenith-eats-stars

deflates

frenchyaoibeetle

Screenshot to show my friend the les mis animated les amis designs

Last song: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey (Paul McCartney)

Last fandom: Take a wild guess (les mis)

Last emoji: 😭

Tags: @kanillasoup @xunrae @kristalite @kegfullofarmpitsweat @sublimememorypixel @aliinabearshirt @ghostoflachlan @roguesaber12 @turnsintoash @eldritchseaslug @clowndyke-bar @fortheloveofgrantaire @legendoflins @therealbonsaikitten @thefullmonty4

fortheloveofgrantaire

saved bc i was on pinterest and i went yeah 🤠

last song i listened to: i will follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie

last fandom i interacted with: les mis (waow everyone is shocked)

last emoji i used: 🤠

what? i dont ship enjoltaire at all what are yall talking about?! yeah i’m guilty as fuck sorry yall 😭💀

npts: @callsignhyena @carlottagiudicellivevo @fangirlmenace @the-eccentric-of-notre-dame @nom-nomzz @shedoescalcforfunsies @lemin-the-vampire @vampire-with-glitter @nyx-is-the-blank-canvas @biggest-fontanellelele @harryjolrastruther + open 🤠

nyx-is-the-blank-canvas

Thanks for the tag!

Uh

I was on pinterest

Last song: All I've Ever Known from Hadestown

Last fandom: Uh DC

Last emoji:🫀

So I use the anatomically accurate version. What're you gonna do, sue me? /j

I don't know what I am, hoping I'm innocent lol

Open tags because I haven't slept more than 3 hours at a time in weeks and I'm so dang tired

cassieisinthebasementt

Last song: Maneater by Nelly Furtato

Last Fandom: The Outsiders

Last Emoji: 😞

Atp just let me say I’m guilty

no tags bc I’m lazyyy

myownmeadow

If we’re counting screenshots as image saved:

Last song: A Mother’s Love (Undertale Yellow)

Last Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Last Emoji:

👁️👁️

Your honor, as you can see from the poll, I am not the problem. I bid you farewell.

@cabbagewizard, @aquirkynameuwu, @xxlady-lunaxx, @lilyhatesthenumber4, @trainautismgobrr, @shapeshifterexile

Do y’all agree with the innocent verdict? (Absolutely zero pressure)

shapeshifterexile

Honestly IDK bro.

Thank you for the tag!

We counting screenshots bcs I don't save much...

Last song: What else can I do (villain version) by Lydia the Bard

Last Fandom: Bungo Stray dogs

Last Emoji: ✨✨✨

I think I'm cooked.

Tags: @blizzyblitz @ghostly-trance @dyst0pianranp0e101 @krisoverthinks @thetinyanimeaxolotl + Open tags

dyst0pianranp0e101

Song: Fried eye, Maretu

Last fandom: Vocaloid

Last emoji: 🥀

Somehow i think im one of the main suspects.. I can’t really tell how though…

@meliae-cinis @bubble-wrap-baby @deadmackerelzai

mackerel-talking-bong-bong-bong

Last song: brain rot by Tokyo manaka

last fandom: probably bsd

last emoji;🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

this one was really fun to do TYSM FOR THE TAGG ❤️❤️

OPEN TAGSSSSGSGSGSGS

@1burnt-black-cat @phrollaelidoesshit @uramiwritesstuffb @akutagawascoathanger

burnedblackcat

TY for the tag moot!!! <3333

Last song: Leviathan by The Rat Utopia Experiment

Last fandom: bsd

Last emoji: 😭

@kevj1n @strangeglassbee @he1est @bsd-forever//OPEN TAGS!!!

shinystarsofglass

(this is @strangeglassbee’s reposting alt my main is getting full of these haha)

OK OK I GOT THIS HOLD ON

Uh no comment I have nothing to add here

Last song: Where is your rider (The Oh Hellos)

Last fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs / Witch Hat Atlier

Last emoji: 🫠

TY MOOTS<3

@ineffablyineffable @winterumi @acrux-thestar @robiindraws @lotusburito347 I maybe forgot some ppl:,)

robiindraws

let's see how cooked i am

(Image credit to @/whereispearlescentmoon )

Song: Rotting - Rockabye the musical

Fandom: sherlock holmes I think?

Last emoji: 😭

Yeah i think im probably innocent

@martinkartin200 @oliveoffline @sunceeatssunscreen and all my other moots who i dont remember the users of (+open tags)

martinkartin200

Song - BlackBoxWarrior vs the pants (will wood)

fandom - pantheon smp

emoji - ✨

seems pretty innocent, but that up to the jury.

@vintricles @chaos-triangle @rubyheartcrowspring @murderous-goose @inhonoredglory + open tags

chaos-triangle

Last song: Michael Shelley's No Good Very Bad Archiving Job (The Magnus Archives Animatic by @fish-clowning-around

fandom: Gravity Falls

emoji:🦄

I don' think I'd do so well!

@stories-i-guess @goldenbunny30 @fireflychaosdemon

(any other henchmaniacs may join in sorry to any who did not wanna be tagged in, ya don' have to join in if ya don' wanna!)

stories-i-guess

Uhh.

Last song: Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time by Panic! At the Disco

Uhhhh..

Last fandom: The Amazing Digital Circus (first time in a while I can’t say it was Minecraft or KPDH)

Uhhhhh…

Last emoji: 🤣

Uhhhhhh…!

Yeah so I’m worried for myself, but prev, you’re def innocent.

@snappingturt3ls @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @mars-0425 @mariposa26879 @golden-kasper1215 @themarshmallowreturns also open tags because I can’t remember my mutuals @‘s for shit

Am I guilty?

mariposa26879

Nope you are innocent.

For some reason the app isn't letting me take any pictures so...here's a description. Its a black cat in a sink.

Last Fandom: KPDH

Last Emoji: 🥺

Am I guilty?

@embermoonsworld @frozenwolftemplar @mcchill-16 and open tags.

mcchill-16

You’re innocent @mariposa26879

Last image saved:

Last song: 1901 by Phoenix

Last fandom: a mix of KPDH and PHM

Last emoji used: ↙️

Am I guilty, @dreamyolk ?

dreamyolk

Nah I think you’ll be acquitted and the charges dropped.

I usually take photos rather than save them (even this photo is a screenshot lol) so there’s that

Last Song: It was one of those Chinese songs playlist that are like an hour long on YouTube and I couldn’t tell you the name of the artist or the song title

Last Fandom: KPDH

Last Emoji: 🤷🏾‍♂️

I fear I may be guilty… what do you think @thesevenstarfoxes

werewolf-transgenderism

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

werewolf-transgenderism

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

postarcadian

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

asexual-will

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

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demilypyro

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

orpheuslament

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

mattpresents

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

homunculus-argument

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

animelionessmika

^what artistic growth feels like

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