DreamYolk

Rumi definitely keeps the baby weight after her first pregnancy, and that, plus a few other unexpected changes to her body, makes her a little self conscious at first. But Mira and Zoey worship the fuck out of her body and bite her curves and lick her stretch marks and kiss her nipples until she’s a whimpering mess, until she finally gets that she’s still absolutely perfect to them.

Mira keeps it after her second pregnancy. Her once lean body becomes curvier, but the thing is, Rumi and Zoey have been acting like wild animals over her the entire time, so she’s never even given the chance to be insecure about it.

"Really?"

"You were sighing and staring out the window like an Jane Austin character!"

"I don't even know what that means-"

"NO SIGHING!" Zoey demanded, "No sulking! No bad vibes! We are on vacay time!"

"I'm only sighing because someone is taking her sweet ass time getting ready!"

"I will not apologize for taking whatever time it takes to nail my look for the day," Mira stated as she walked into view, actively putting in her earrings.

"We're going down to browse the food stalls; not a red carpet."

"I refuse to look anything but exactly how I want to. Now what's all the yelling about?"

"Rumi was sighing."

"Snitch!"

"Where's Stripes?"

"She already threw him at me," Rumi sighed again, holding up the tiger.

"Oh good. Bring him with us, your outfits already match."

Rumi looked down and realized that she had, unintentionally, matched fits with the doll; both of them wearing jeans and a yellow shirt.

"Awww, they do!" Zoey gushed. "Wait! Lemme get Shelley!"

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.