How Many Shots It Would Take For Me To Kiss These Riordanverse Characters 😏
please note that this is not to encourage underage drinking, it’s all just fun and games
Percy: like 3 ig, I would be a tad bit hesitant because of my intense love for percabeth but like percy = 🥵
Annabeth: prolly 2 cause she owns me
Grover: like at least 12, as much as I love him, I don’t see him that way yk?
Tyson: boo you could give me all the shots in the world an id never kiss this bby 🥺🥺
Clarisse: I make scenarios up in my head of dating that bad ass so what do you think ✋🏻🙄
Luke: I’d run to hades domain before kissing him 🤩
Silena: maybe like 9 or 10?? idk I never rly simped for her
Charles: sober, I live for this man
Nico: 92837836372272, nico is AMAZING and his vibes are ✨immaculate✨ and I would kiss him cuz of that, but he’s my sweet smol Italian child so I wouldn’t ever actually kiss him
Will: UHHH LIKE AT LEAST 9, I LOVE WILL SM BUT MY NERVES WOULD KEEP ME FROM KISSING THIS ANGEL IF I WAS SOBER
Thalia: ehhh maybe like 15, I don’t really connect with her vibes much
Reyna: I’d kiss her if this queen even gave me just the slightest glance 💅💅
Lester (this one’s for you Sophie 🥰 aka @apolloisbae on ig) : i’d kiss this flabby, acne-covered papadopouplos when I’m completely and utterly sober
Carter: BROOO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS A BEAUTIFUL AND I WOULDNT NEED ANY ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD TO KISS HIM
Sadie: I kinda HATE sadie so like no thanks 😗✌🏻
Piper: 27.643 shots, she’s not my type and tbh she wasn’t my favorite in the books
Frank: absolutely no, not ever, just- no.
Hazel: same as frank, those two are just too pure for this world (even tho they are two of the strongest demigods in the world 😳)
Leo: maybe 8, I would TOTALLY be his friend and make him not depressed :), but I don’t have any urge to kiss him
Jason (kinda burning maze spoilers 😹😹) : well I would have to take an infinity amount of shots, as he be dead 💀💀
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