hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

shoutout to my sensitive bitches we out here crying !!! weep girl weep

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

literally was so sick the last few days and couldn’t wait to get out of my house but now that I’m at work I just want my bed 🫩

I also feel the need to point out to Europeans that the Big Drink isn’t actually meant to be consumed in one sitting. Just like Americans have leftovers culture at restaurants, we also have Big Drink culture where the Big Drink is consumed over several hours.

honestly yeah Big Drink is my whole personality and I have some form of Big Drink at least once a day

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.

This is, unfortunately, my circus. And tragically, these are my beloved monkeys.

i'm rooting for every single one of you btw

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

💜

daily reminder to stay hydrated and not give a fuck about what other people think

it's not gay if you were rookies together