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Ilya making Tuna Melt for his really uncomfortable, heavily pregnant husband, because thatΒ΄s what the baby wants.
A couple hours after Shane had it, his water breaks.
Ilya: *panicking* The baby is like you, tries my tuna melt and immediately wants out Shane.
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A reporter, asking Bruce about how he reacted when his kid come out as queer.
Bruce makes a quick call to all of his kids because he doesn't know which one of his kids are out to the media and he doesn't want to out anyone. By saying their name.
It could be any of them.
Yes I am very proud of them- which one we are talking about again?
Like:
β Hey, yeah, no im fine, yeah which one of you does the media know about again, yes I know, I donβt want to without permission, yes yes, no theyβre asking me right now, I am awareβ
reporter: visible confusion
Guys I cried over Jason like 3 times when thinking about the priestβs Eugoly only to find out I have my periodβ¦.HAPPY late JASON DEATH DAY!
shane hollander likes to fidget, but he hates wearing any jewellery except for his wedding ring and he doesnβt like carrying around fidget toys. but do you know who doesnβt mind wearing lots and lots of jewellery? his husband!
his husband not only doesnβt mind but also actively find fidget rings and bracelets for shane to play with whenever he wants to, and when shaneβs nervous in a crowded setting he just starts playing with his husbandβs ring. and no one thinks much of it because theyβre already codependentmaxxing what else is new.
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rose landry appearance!!
Shane plays this game with Rose via texted called Husband or dog? In which he texts Rose βHusband or Dogβ when he hears a strange sound from another room when he cannot see either Ilya or Anya. Shane will be in the living room and will hear a clutter sound hitting the floor and some scuffling and will text Rose βHusband or Dog? Iβm in the living room, the sound came from towards the kitchen.β And Rose loooooves this game and texts back βfuck ok omg what type of sound was it?β And Shane is like βSounded like a something dropped on the floor and then there was shuffling immediately after and then silence.β And Rose types back so fast βHusband AND dog!β And Shane is like βGood guess letβs investigateβ and then sneaks very carefully towards the kitchen and peeks around the corner and sees Ilya crouched on the floor with Anya next to him sniffing at the mess of stuff on the floor and Ilya keeps shooing her away as he cleans it up and Shane snaps a photo and sends it to Rose βCorrect! Husband AND dog!β And Rose texts back βYaaaaay!!!!!!!!!β And if you went into the photos on their text messages every third photo is Ilya or Anya surrounded by a mess.
i know you write a little about the vampire marleau and i wanted to pitch an idea at you- if hollanov is happening in every lifetime these two live, and marleau is following ilya through every lifetime he lives, do we ever think there's a lfetime where fate fucks up and hollanov nearly meets or they pass each other like ships in the night and marleau sees this and goes "no, they're supposed to love each other in every life"?
because he's been next to ilya through enough lifetimes to know that that's how his life is SUPPOSED to go, and he ends up concocting some kind of scheme to ensure two of them do meet in this lifetime?
a thought for your consideration
Yes absolutely omg. Canon proof of this: when Ilya worries about not getting to Shane due to the snow storm, Cliff comforts him. Which is obviously, absolutely totally proof *nods*
Also now I'm imagining a scenario where they do like pass each other in the street and Cliff is like, well it will happen. They will meet. It always happens. But it doesn't. Every day they pass each other in the street and they keep fucking missing each other. Until Cliff starts to panic and grips Ilya by the collar one day and yanks him around so hard, Ilya literally slams into Shane and they both go down hard and their first meeting is just them yelling at each other for being clumsy and Shane dropped his book and Ilya has a stain on his new coat and Cliff is just standing there, so pleased with himself. Two thousand years on this earth and look at him coming up with excellent ideas to get them together (in Cliff's defense it doesn't require more tjan just boinking them against each other, their internal magnetism does the rest)
Damianβs Secret Little Brother PART 1
Please do not repost:)
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do you want to know how it feels?
for one of their anniversaries shane gives ilya a receipt for two burial plots side by side and he tells ilya that not even death could separate them or something along those lines
everyone who hears this is like wtf shane thatβs so morbid and creepy
meanwhile ilya is clutching the paper to his chest sobbing because he feels so loved and revered by shane in that moment that he tells him they might have to use his gift earlier than expected if he keeps pulling on his heart like that
okay you people are driving me fucking crazy. shane hollander has an eating disorder. shane hollander does not have fucking anorexia. shane does not think he's fat, shane is not afraid of gaining weight- he is a professional athlete in a high contact sport, if anything he would be worried he ways too little. what he has is orthorexia- he's fixated on health, on being at absolute peak performance, "my body is a microchip a grain of sand could destroy it" type shit. he doesn't hate fast food because it's high in calories, he hates it because it's low in nutrients. his issues with food don't come from body dysmorphia or self image concerns, they are a manifestation of how rigidly he attempts to control his life, how obsessed he is with perfecting himself, how hard he believes he has to try to make up for his perceived failings. it's not about fucking weight.
hollanov baby πͺπ₯πͺ
WIP Captain America rivals uniform x Jason Todd WHAT WHO DREW THIS? As a birthday gift to myself I allow myself to spread the frat au agenda! Now I skedaddle!
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