bet he calls out 'ELVEN GLORY!' when he does it

why does nobody ever talk about tyrdda bright-axe I mean she was a female leader of an Avvar tribe, a lesbian mage whose lover was an elf. she kept her people strong and took no shit from anyone like??? what a woman

Because her story was spread out over 20 landmarks in the hinterlands

dao: ends with a royal speech in the warden’s honor, all warden’s friends come to say goodbye, the ruler of ferelden grants the warden a boon dai: ends with a party in the inquisitor’s honor, all the inquisitor’s companions come to congratulate them, the inquisitor and their love interest share a romantic scene on a private balcony da2: after five minutes of increasingly awkward silence surrounded by corpses, hawke skips town

The Thedas equivalent of ‘Florida Man’ is ‘Kirkwall Man’

“all powerful entity falls head over heels for the first shit ass mcnobody who dared to call them a bitch to their face” is, perhaps not the absolute best trope but it’s definitely up there I’d say

inquisitor: after what happened with blackwall im hosting a party to find out who else in this inquisition is a fucking liar. i bought a polygraph mage from the nearest Circle for 99 GP. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!

Solas: * sweats *

can’t believe y'all leaked my halamshiral outfit ideas. I just wanted everyone to look 24k