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Surprising Spider

Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

I am taking care of my girlfriend's cat while she is away and this is the softest sweetest cat I've met in my life

She has repeatedly stepped in front of the computer and demanded attention

People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.