THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW...
WELCOME to my new CLINIC OF NEWS. My last one was UNFORTUNATELY DESTROYED by a cabal of STRANGE LITTLE MEN. SO I MADE A NEW ONE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
I am DR. BIG NEWS, PHD in NEWS (BIG!!) I'm going to be BLASTING YOU IN THE FACE. WITH NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reputable, trustworthy, UNCENSORED! The kind of coverage that they keep sending DRONES AFTER ME TO STOP! The PROFESSIONAL is now in the builDING. And they WON'T stop me from delivering the TRUTH PILL right down YOUR worTHLESS GULLETS.
I cover all sorts of developments, in Ripiero AND the world, the side they won't show you! Francois LeBlanc's secret blisters, the Rutherish king's homosexual affairs, and the TRUTH ABOUT THE DHRAULS. Dial in, turn off your microwaves, destroy all canned vegetables in your home, and prepare FOR THE BIG NEWS.
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