DR. BIG NEWS BLOGSPOT

WELCOME to my new CLINIC OF NEWS. My last one was UNFORTUNATELY DESTROYED by a cabal of STRANGE LITTLE MEN. SO I MADE A NEW ONE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME

I am DR. BIG NEWS, PHD in NEWS (BIG!!) I'm going to be BLASTING YOU IN THE FACE. WITH NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reputable, trustworthy, UNCENSORED! The kind of coverage that they keep sending DRONES AFTER ME TO STOP! The PROFESSIONAL is now in the builDING. And they WON'T stop me from delivering the TRUTH PILL right down YOUR worTHLESS GULLETS.

I cover all sorts of developments, in Ripiero AND the world, the side they won't show you! Francois LeBlanc's secret blisters, the Rutherish king's homosexual affairs, and the TRUTH ABOUT THE DHRAULS. Dial in, turn off your microwaves, destroy all canned vegetables in your home, and prepare FOR THE BIG NEWS.

BIG NEWS. Donatese foreign minister or authority whatever boss lady VILENKA waa SEEN FOR REAL IN ID-GILARA, ULRUD. Yknow, the meaty one with the sword. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOURE COMPENSATING FOR SLAV

Apparently INVITED ON BEHALF Of the ULRUD EMPEROR ... who he and I quote "had taking a liking to" (EW) but he was not there to meet with her HIMSELF ??? SUSPICIOUS, OR JUST RUDE? HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU...? We all know what he is doing instead. Clearly she is not ready to join his harem directly yet. #Bigsex

His wacko grand vizier Lwiza (I HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS WOMAN) welcomed her instead to the city of Id-Gilara in the Delta. Vilenka has been appropriately psychoanalyzed by the online community of behaviour specialists to know that she's a total MEATHEAD, so the fact that the YUGHARS sheeped her into this is NOT AT ALL SHOCKING. Now that she's gone to the SNAIL SWAMP of all places, she is 100% COMPROMISED. writing it again in red text COMPROMISED!!!!!!! BE WARNED, DONAT!🚨🚨🚨 Lwiza on the other hand can only be classified as A TOTAL FREAK!!!! And she is the CRUX of his conspiracy against Rutherkind. She WILL DESTROY US ALL.

Lwiza and Vilenka seemed to have made a few public appearances together next to ugly mud huts and posing with paper mache swords WE KNOW THEY ARENT REAL before Lwiza tried REALLY hard to act at all normal. Spotted WRITHING and GRIPPING GOBLETS REALLY HARD. Even FAMOUSLY UNASTUTE VILENKA seemed to notice. Unfortunately my cool drone got MEDDLED WITH BY YUGHAR TRICKERY and now i DONT KNOW WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE #BIGNEWS #BIGNEWS

They then went underground probably to further the vegetization of Vilenka. I have EVIDENCE that they are PROBING HER BRAINS WITH THEIR SNAIL POWERS. That WOMAN KNOWS WHATS IN THE VAULT. NONE OF US ARE SAFE. Remember to dig yourself a burrow and buy salt, barrels AND BARRELS OF SALT.

#BIGNEWS !!!!!! The ilfaitisit War between LUNKER PUPPET KORLAN and GLOBALIST SWAMP VAU'SENA has ENDED! After several fucking NUCLEAR BOMBS WERE DROPPED, they seem to have gotten TIRED ... DAWW... PEACE TREATY :[[[[[[[

Something something allied effective dissolved, vausenaa occupation. GET FUCKED OSINT NERDS I WAS RIGHT Anyway MAJOR SETBACK FOR THE RED HERRING COUNCIL and HUGE BOON FOR NORMIE GLOBALIST FORCES. Weird crystal worshipping freaks in the Tokai Federation have BECOME HERMITS IN RESPONSE! Good for them #bignews

Storinka was spotted #SNEAKING AROUND in the FARLANDS! Someone snapped a PICTURE OF HIS █████████ █████ ... is he going to see his big daddy? ⛴️⛴️⛴️YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING

HOWEVER: SPENCIAN BANKERS HAVE NOT PROFITTED ENOUGH, AND ARE FURTHER INTERESTED IN NUKING YOUR CITY! They are storing their q-bombs underneath the dhraul rubble in Tiffany.... HERES HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF ...1 ... BECOME A WITCH ... 2... FLY YOUR BROOMSTICK INTO COSONAAN WINDOWS

The Malsh president had something really boring to say about this. CAN SOMEONE SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD ALREADY #BIGADVICE