This Time It's Personal

I feel more naked when my belt is undone than when I’m not wearing one at all

the fedora and trilby hats should lower your charisma and intelligence stats imo.

*tips battered fedora* m’entats

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

What the fuck

That was the greatest clapback of all time!!! It had Twitter going nuts for at least 30 minutes

Holy shit

clapped him right back to next month he won’t even see the new year come in

Breaking Bad

Duracell should promote Codsworth as their new mascot. A nuclear war, 200 years, and countless adventures in the Comonwealth and he’s still going…

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon