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Hamilton: seriously?
Eliza: i am not going to stay married to someone wearing those shoes
Hamilton:...
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@draw-a-drew
Eliza: that’s it! I’m leaving you for good!
Hamilton: seriously?
Eliza: i am not going to stay married to someone wearing those shoes
Hamilton:...
Hamilton: these are my c r o c s

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Alex: come out, come out where ever you are!
John *coming out of a closet*: I’m gay!
John: I’m like a toaster
Alex: go on
John: I’m always being used but I’m still hot
Alex: that makes no fucking sense
Alex *secretly to himself*: life of a gay toaster part one 300k words with lots of fluff
Jefferson: how badass are you?
Hamilton: I take hot showers to practice burning in hell
Jefferson: ...
Jefferson: get tf away from me you demon

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Alexander: how high are you?
John: no, alex, its “hi, how are you?”
Hamilton: hey, babe?
Eliza: yes?
Angelica: yes?
Maria: yes?
John: yes?
The other 51: yes?
...
Hamilton: wait what
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Hamilton: my best friend must be utmost logical mind and-
Laurens: *trips over plant and apologizes to it*
Hamilton: —i want that one
Hamilton, dropping of Burr at the airport: have a safe flight!
Burr: i have no say in that matter
Hamilton: die then
Burr: ...
Burr: *pulls out pistol*
Alexander: *finds crumbled piece of paper* hey, what’s this?
John: oh! That’s my to do list!
Alexander: wow you’re finally being productive and getting your life together-
Alexander:...
Alexander: this only has my name on it

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Hamilton & Eliza: *lovingly looks into each other’s eyes*
John: *opens a soda*
Hamilton: we’re having a moment
John: im having a cola
Hamilton: im breaking up with u
Laurens: is this because i say “uh oh spaghetti o’s” when things go wrong?
Hamilton: yes
Laurens (under his breath): uh oh spaghetti o’s
John: what the h*ck?
Hamilton: why did you censor the word heck?
John: cause it’s a fucking bad word bitch
Hamilton: I want someone to take me out
John: with a sniper or like on a date?
Hamilton: surprise me
Jefferson (while loading a gun): I’ll consider it
Eliza (batting her eyelashes furiously): yeah, I like bad boys
Alex (standing up while sweating): i think we’re done here

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Hamilton: (peeking from a corner) hey you guys want some...*lifts up coat to reveal John* gay?
Burr: I’m sorry, what are you selling?
Hamilton: (putting down coat) oh shit, it’s the straights
Washington (while patting Alex and Johns backs): good job, gays!
John (nervously): I think you mean-
Washington: did I fucking stutter?