Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.
Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”
I literally started to write a movie about this two years ago. In it, a magazine had a contest to find the *actual* sexiest man alive and a 5th grader secretly nominated her dad (a widow) in a misguided attempt to set him up with her teacher.













