drainfennel

ex friends are like. last time i remembered you i got so angry i almost crashed my car. i still think about your laugh whenever i see one of your favorite scenes on the show we used to watch together. you made me cry 3 years after we last spoke. i think of you on your birthday. you are a part of some of the best memories i have of my life. i hate you.

the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"

did you know millicent bystander is a real phrase

why does no one like my posts about dr pepper zero

i love when girls make no sense. Literally me too

if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit

kinda funny how actually playing the pokemon games completely killed my interest in the series forever

kinda funny how actually playing the pokemon games completely killed my interest in the series forever

how about you "switch 2" a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess