I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

you know its so hard writing white people. ive never been white. i have been attempting to unlearn my bias in order to portray them accurately. i know its totally insensitive to call them all dirty incest hicks or yuppies or karens, but its just really hard to navigate that sort of delicate space. and people jump down your throat if you dont dont get every detail right so ive been really scared to include white people in my stories until now. i dont have any white friends so i cant really speak on the white experience. i watched a lot of modern family and icarly growing up so i feela strong connection to white culture i think its so beautiful. I mean i didnt know the difference between france and poland until two weeks ago, the american education system failed me. i just want my stories to be more diverse. if anyone has any tips on how to write white people they should reach out to me and say something. i dont know what white people eat or what hobbies they have or what clothes they wear. i can take criticism really well, i just dont want anyone to be mad at me

Robbed of seeing Perrin's reaction to his wife becoming a wanted fugitive and leaving his ass live on Fox News

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

all the "x with mama" posts are getting to me i just drew a butch girl with her mom (who is also butch) and thought "let's look like men with mama"

Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

you ever wake up and think thank fucking god i’m gay.