your honor, they hate to see a girlboss winning

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower