Shitty Blog

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I nearly spat out my tea

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild

how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare

(via camillewrites)

Things I'm good at:

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anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor

LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady!

When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea

I can’t wait to see him accept an oscar for this

@alrightanakin IS THIS NOT US?

It’s uncanny