EVEN MORE INCORRECT BBRAE QUOTES
Starfire, bursting into the room: Iβm getting married today! Glorious!
Starfire: Iβm getting marriedβ¦ Today!
Raven, more excited: Yeah you are.
Starfire, leaving: Whoo-hoo
Beast Boy, poking his head out from under the covers: You think she knew I was here?
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*Starfire, picks up her communicator, turning it on*
Raven, over the line: I canβt wait to see you. I just have to tell Starfire Iβm doing laundry.
Beast Boy: Laundry, is that my new nick name?
*Starifre covers her mouth*
Raven: You know what your nickname is Mr Bigβ¦
*Starfire drops the communicator and screams*
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Beast Boy: Hey Raven, can I ask you a reading question?
Beast Boy: If youβre at a bookstore, does that mean your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Aqualad?
Starfire: Beast Boy! *pauses* Is he?
Raven: Weβll I think Iβm going to respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.
Beast Boy: Why? I mean if this guy was me, and it was me who had learned it was me who was the best you ever had, I would be going like this *jumps on table and starts dancing*
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Beast Boy: Weβve already been to like five different doctors. I got my ankles microwaved
Beast Boy: They took my blood away to use for science
Beast Boy: Raven had her sinuses removed
Beast Boy: Some guy looked at my wiener, touched it, that was weird
Raven: And that guy wasnβt even a doctor.
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Raven, laughing: Youβre so great I love you.
Beast Boy, stops, turns around: What was that?
Raven: Nothing. I said you were great than I just stopped talking.
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Store Worker: Will a Misses Raven please come up to the front
*Store Worker points to Beast Boy*
Raven: I didnβt bring you here
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Starfire: How was the date?
Raven: Fine until this guy decided to cat call me out his car window.
Starfire: What did Beast Boy do?
Raven: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window andβ¦
Beast Boy: Free steering wheel!
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Aqualad: I need dating advice
Beast Boy: Just because Iβm with Raven doesnβt mean I know how I did it.