Tw: Gluten Tw: Dairy

she really is….

my last two brain cells

ngl i was expecting they’d have both their dicks out by the end or this was a gay porn intro

‪Azealia is really posting pics of peoples’ balls & assholes to prove that her soap works lmfaooo.‬ Has anyone purchased Bussyboy?

I love her so much

*DING DING DING* yep

someone please draw me. as a sexy anime dude

Love the chaos

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

This always just makes me think someone got fucking glass flown in their eye from the shattering vortex of pain

in december 1889, alexander parvus, a russian jew who had become a german revolutionary (& later financier, it’s a long story), announced the birth of a son in the sächsische arbeiterzeitung, publishing, “we announce the birth of a healthy, cheerful enemy of the state”

Gender: enemy of the state

Sounds like the best gender reveal party ever.

Who are we mourning?

Armond Rizzo and Ariana Grande give off the same energy

Could you make that an MOOC, please ?

good evening bottoms i await your hole pics