The Dragon Master

“I’d get a stool for him. Every Lance should get to punch that guy.” He already did.

dragonmasterlance started following you

Aggron gazes at the familiar dragon tamer. Ah yes, he remembers him alright. He and his own trainer going on adventures when they are suppose to be doing their normal everyday human things. 

Regardless, the iron monster puffs his chest out, staring at Lance RIGHT in the eyes. That’s right Lance, he wants you to give him a good ol’ chest bump! 

“They are kids Lance, they will survive.”

“I wonder if this is another reason why we don’t have kids.”

“But you still won’t let me pelt the kids Lance.”

“No one would believe in the words that come out of a monster’s mouth.”

“It is simple really. I am surprised you don’t seem to see that, seeing who you are married to.”

“...”

“Oh I don’’t know, could it be because everytime we run into each other. You are always snooping around where you weren’t supposed to?”

“Oh be glad that they make it there in the first place, they get to enjoy their last few hours of freedom before being thrown into their jail cell.”

“This is actually new to me comming from you.”

“I don’t snoop. I investigate.”

“Oh no by all means, you can clearly do a better job about this than I ever could.”

“Don’t you have a spouse to go back to?”

“Why must you always be so confrontational? I didn’t say I was doing better. I was commenting on the fact most of the criminals I encounter do not end up in the hospital.“

There may or may not have been a surprised squeak from Lance as he was suddenly in Morty’s arms. He’ll deny that he made such a sound.

“Is this karma?”

“What do you mea------”

“Glad to hear I won’t have to repeat myself.”

The yokai wanted so badly get rid of it from his partner’s neck, use his sharp claws to do so. He could- but that would mean losing his warm and comfortable spot on the bakaneko.

Matsuba seemed to not share the playfulness that Lance did, the ears twitched there is a pout on his face and the tails kept swishing. The blond looked away from the collar, in order to give some proper attention to his lover.

“I could bite on your neck…Sink my claws into you right now…”

Matsuba said in a playful manner, as he trailed a finger over the other’s neck. Then it came like a whisper.

“…I’ve missed you…Scaring the life out of those humans wasn’t the same without you around love…”

Lance shivers at the thought of Matsuba biting him as much as from the finger touching lightly on his neck. He knows that’s no idle threat. If he didn’t have his supernatural healing he’d be riddled with scars by now... Though Lance did give as good as he got. They didn’t always get along due to their natures.

This makes you 22.89% Lighter than the average person.