almost everyone can agree that gardevoir are beautiful. they’ve been many people’s pokephilia awakenings, including my own. if you’ve never had a sexual experience with a pokemon before, their gentle nature and good physical compatibility with humans make them a very good place to start. (but please, don’t try anything if you aren’t willing to learn about them first.)
i have taken one as my mate - her name is luna, and we've been together since she was a kirlia. she's the star of my team, too, and i absolutely adore her. so, by now, i’ve come to know quite a bit about gardevoir. of course, no two pokemon are the same, and you can’t expect all pokemon within a species to share the same preferences and behaviors. but this is generally what i’ve observed from them.
there’s a few stereotypes about them, so let’s get that out of the way first:
no, they’re not all demure and ethereal and graceful. many of them are, but luna’s really the complete opposite of that. they might have strongly defined core values that are consistent between all of them, but they still have widely varying personalities, just like with any species of pokemon.
yes, they’re just as possessive as you’ve heard. they value loyalty more than literally anything else. some of them are pretty jealous, actually.
no, they don’t have huge dicks. quite the opposite, in fact. i’m pretty sure most gardevoir nsfw is drawn by people who’ve never actually been with one...
anyways. first of all, gardevoir are very affectionate and sentimental partners. they don’t do ‘quickies’ - making love to a gardevoir is a slow, sensual bonding experience, which ideally lasts for several hours. they won't want to have sex as often as other pokemon, but when they do, you'll really want to set aside some time for them & make sure to show them plenty of love. because they place a lot of value on the time they get to spend with you, especially with something as intimate as this.
despite that, they’re very sensitive, and quite particular in how they like to be touched. they get overstimulated easily. the heart piece is an erogenous zone, most of them enjoy having it gently touched and rubbed. sometimes it’s possible to get them off just by touching the heart piece, but only if they’re already very turned on, and only for particularly sensitive individuals. but please, don’t try to touch the heart piece without asking them first. they have excellent reflexes, and if you happen to startle one, you’d be surprised at how quickly they can prepare a moonblast.
males have a slit. they’re smaller than humans, only around 3 to 4 inches on average when fully aroused. the slit is about 3 inches deep, and produces enough natural lubrication for you to finger them (if you do this to them, they'll probably cum so hard they pass out). they’re also capable of finishing multiple times without running out of stamina, so you'd better hope you can keep up with them.
as for females, their opening is a little bit further up than humans’. because of this, i've found that it's actually a lot easier to find a comfortable position with them, than it is with a human partner. they aren’t adapted to being able to take as much as a human can, though - anything over 5 inches or so, will be too much for them. make sure they’re relaxed and sufficiently aroused, it’ll be more comfortable for them that way. if they trust you to do so, try eating them out first.
note that because of the slit, until they get turned on, they look basically the same between genders. there's not much sexual dimorphism with this species. (i think it's adorable, though.)
they might try to edge you, but they don’t do this out of mischief, like you might expect from other fairy-types. they’re just trying to draw things out and maximize the time that they get to spend bonding with their favorite human. however, if you’re specifically into being edged, gardevoir are especially skilled at doing so (well, as much as any psychic-type that has telepathic capabilities, but gardevoir are special because they will edge you as an act of love). they can use their psychic powers to detect exactly how close you are and stop at the perfect time, every time.
if you’re into being hypnotized, gardevoir can do that too. and if you’ve never tried it before, they’ll be happy to show you how much fun it is.
if you have any physically impossible kinks... gardevoir are experts at shaping the worlds within their dreams, and they can pull you into their dream worlds as well. you can do basically whatever in there. more info about that in this post, so i don't end up rambling about dream worlds for several paragraphs.
they'll really take their time with you, and i mean really. if it's one of those rare occasions where they're feeling like being rough with you, well, pick a god and pray. because they're really going to work you over, and by the time they're done, you'll feel completely drained in all the best ways. you might have trouble walking tomorrow, in which case they'll happily assist you in whatever ways you need.
once the session is over, they’ll lay down on top of you, preferring to stay inside you/keep you inside them. they’ll probably just want to stay there and cuddle for the rest of the day. so hopefully you don't have anything planned (except gardevoir cuddles, of course). their instincts to do so are quite strong, they really won't want you to move at all. make sure to hold them & give them lots and lots of affection.
tip for when they're laying on top of you afterwards: the part of the heart piece that sticks out of their back is just as sensitive as the one on the front. so if they've told you it's ok, you can reach behind them and gently stroke it. just run your fingers along the curve of it, don't use very much pressure. luna absolutely loves when i do this.
unless you’re experienced with the species already, it’s best to just lay back and let the gardevoir take the lead, so you don’t accidentally overwhelm them. they’ll be very happy to show you how things are done. it’s a magical experience to be lovingly pinned to the bed by a gardevoir, to look up and see the adoration in their eyes as they slowly roll their hips into you, knowing it’ll be quite a long time before you have to think about anything else again.
it’s frustrating how some people treat gardevoir. yes, they get a lot of attention, they get sexualized a lot. but sometimes, people don't seem to care about them beyond that. i wish more people were willing to learn more about them, what they value, what makes them happy... how to treat them the way they deserve. i hope that more people can come to know this species as well as i have... they're amazing, aren't they?
i know this one was like. way longer than the one i did for jolteon. but i just love gardevoir so much if it wasn't obvious ,,,, hhhhhhh. writing this is just making me want them even more. arceus i need them so bad
