Dragon

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

I see a lot of people talking about Eridians looking at Rocky the way we look at the people who go "nooooo it's fine! This character that looks like a child is actually 500 years old!!!" When it comes to Grace. But I have a suggestion. They just, lie. They know how old Eridians can get, when the prime age for Eridians is, so they figure out how old Grace would be mentally if he were Eridian. Eridians also don't have a frame of reference for what humans are supposed to look like, so they can't look at him and go "no he looks baby" until someone does a deep dive on human lifespans and development, and by then, Grace is already a respected hero, understanding the language much better, and healing very nicely, thank you! They can't call him a pebble, because by society's standards he's not, and by human standards he's definitely not, it's only in years alive that he's a baby. They're still mad at Rocky, but they did save the stars, so they can let this pass.

I really do love that we've collectively decided that Adrian is the Eridian equivalent of Jessica Rabbit. They're so super hot and everyone is trying to court them while Rocky is away, especially now that it's been like ~50 years, but they just won't because no one could brighten their day like Rocky, and if Rocky doesn't come back, the sun might as well die.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

Awwwww maannn.....

..sneep snorp

Snorp sneep..

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me