Mayflower

Growing up in the computer age, we’ve become masterful at filtering junk information, and that includes advertising. It doesn’t matter how much a politician or restaurant or whatever memes, we’ll find them funny, but we’re still not going to shop there or give them our money of we dislike them. The way brands become successful with Millennials is actually just word of mouth.

Percy: When you’re bi and there’s nobody else around, you’re biyourself

Rachel: Shut up Percy

(yes i know they can’t use tech but let me have this)

Piper

everyone at camp follows her insta

everyone 

she posts god-tier selfies and literally no one knows how she does it

like she doesn’t own a super nice camera and she doesn’t use filters

just BAM fucking awesome pic

her fav selfies are taken right after she’s killed a monster, winking at the camera and holding up her knife

comments on annabeth’s pics like “u look like a ham sandwich”

only uses snapchat to put funny filters on everyone she knows

Annabeth

she’s that one girl who’s constantly traveling so her snapchat is buildings and scenery with captions like “rome is cool”

her insta is full of designs she’s working on and selfies with percy

she replies to piper’s weird comments like “thx babe pls sit on my face”

she overworks so her late-night snap stories get super weird and incoherent

when she gets stressed, stim blogs calm her down

she got athena to take a selfie with her, and they’re both just glaring into the camera, and it’s super cool but also terrifying 

Rachel

totally runs a meme insta that has demigod memes

*pic of dionysus drinking a diet coke* “whose man is this?? 😂 😂”

*pic of percy glaring at the sky* “that feel when the gods keep pulling you into their petty drama”

also runs an art blog and insta, and whenever some asshole reposts her art as their own, she gets the hecate cabin to curse them

owns that stim blog annabeth loves

Reyna

has an insta, but it’s like the camp jupiter insta, so it’s pics of the camp and news about upcoming events and battles

runs a youtube account called “Halfblood Hacks” where she teaches basic defense training, 10 facts every demigod should know, and updates about the latest god drama that might endanger demigods

her snapchat is videos of her sparring, and the person filming is always like “YEAH WORK IT REYNA”

has a super dry sense of humor, so her other snapchat stories are fucking hilarious

Hazel

only has an insta because social media is still super new to her

her account has gone viral several times, because she’s always running into celebrities but she has no idea who they are 

she’ll post a pic like “this nice man helped me with directions today!” and it’s a selfie with her and fucking Dwayne the Rock Johnson 

Rachel: For what?