Sacrificial Firstborn

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Please reblog this. I don’t care what your blog’s theme or aesthetic is. This is important.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

this is our pet dog and yueus she bites. get closer. go ahead. she bites

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

I hate nausea spells

I can never just throw up and get it over with either my body just likes to torture me for no reason

I need to read asoue I read like half of it as a kid but it was too scary the events were too unfortunate. those poor children...!

I remember when I quit watching the netflix series for the same reason and when I told my cousin she was like "patrick warburton warned you"

Look, I get that print media is dead and local newspapers have to make a living but if I am trying to read THE ONLY article about a obscure event in a small-ish town and the newspaper website puts it behind a paywall, I’m praying all the journalists that work for you release your home address.

How the fuck are we going to combat misinformation and gossip in a small town if the only place you can receive news for free is the town Facebook group?

we don’t really have axe murderers anymore

they were rendered wholly extinct by the allure of gun violence, chainsaw and machete murderers are the spiritual successors to the axe murderers of yore

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife