Hello, I've decided to make a masterlist for my Devil May Cry fanfics! I'm listing them in the order in which I posted them. I'll try to keep the list updated when I post a new story!
Vergil is the father!
Synopsis: The DMC Crew managed to get Morrison to pretend to host a show, so Dante can prove to Vergil that Nero is his son.
The Reader Causes Hell for Dante!
Synopsis: The reader and Dante are making their way back to Devil May Cry, when Dante's bigmouth gets his office destroyed by the reader in a fit of anger.
The Mission!
Synopsis: A prequel to "The Reader Causes Hell for Dante." This expands on the mission Morrison sent them on. Although the mission begins and ends unusually.
Dante's Cake Misfortune!
(Not really unhinged like my other stories, but it's still kinda funny)
Synopsis: Dante and the reader are hanging out at the reader's apartment. He tries to make a cake, but he ends up making a mess.
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Hello! I'm back with another scenario; please disregard it if it has already been done. My brother gave me one part of the idea, and I just expanded on it! On one of the floors of the Shinra building, the elevator is not working, so everyone in the building has to take the stairs on that floor. The funny and unfortunate part of taking those stairs is it trips everyone who steps on a certain part. How do you think everyone reacts? Do you think Sephiroth would be the one person who knows that the stairs trip people? Thank you in advance!! Have a great rest of your day!
Sephiroth was the first to notice it. He’d been on his way back from R&D with too much on his mind and, since he rarely got a moment to himself, had taken the stairs instead of the elevator to think. Then he noticed a faulty step.
After testing it and confirming it was, in fact, a tripping hazard, he called building maintenance. They informed him it would be a few hours before anyone could fix it. So he took this as a matter of civic responsibility, and decided he should remain there to warn people so no one got hurt.
The unexpected consequence was that, for once, no one was asking anything of him. So he bought a soda from the vending machine, sat down beside the staircase with a pocket novel he never got the chance to read, and settled in for what was shaping up to be the most peaceful afternoon of his month.
Then—
*Angeal trips on the faulty step and crashes hard across the staircase*
Sephiroth, not looking up: Watch your step.
Angeal, from the floor: I ALREADY FELL.
*Sephiroth takes a sip of his soda and turns the page. A few moments later, Genesis comes up the stairs. He trips just as badly and lands directly on top of Angeal*
Genesis: OW!
Sephiroth: Careful, the step is faulty.
Genesis: YOU DON’T SAY.
*Then Zack bounds up the stairs at full speed*
Zack: Hey, what’s everyo—WOAH!
*He trips and sprawls over Genesis and Angeal*
Sephiroth: Watch your step.
Zack: Alright, I will! :D
Angeal: YOU’RE ON MY ARM.
Zack: Sorry, sorry!
Angeal, glaring up at Sephiroth: Okay, if you’re trying to warn people, could you perhaps do it before they fall instead of sitting there like an idiot? With your soda and your book that are SO important??
Sephiroth: …
*Angeal shoves everyone off, gets up, takes one more step— trips so violently on the next faulty step that he fully tumbles down the flight of stairs in a series of pained grunts*
Genesis: There are TWO BROKEN STEPS?!
Sephiroth: I said watch your step. You all just assumed I meant the first one.
Genesis: Why would anyone assume you meant the second one when we all tripped on the first?! That makes no bloody sense! Did you not trip on it??
Sephiroth: I didn’t even trip on the second one. I’m sorry I’m perfect.
My little sister bought me "The Count of Monte Cristo" as a present because she knows how obsessed I am of the one from fate grand order. (That's my husbando! Well at least one of the many. Lol) Thanks sis for fueling my obsession even more!!! 😂
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Me and my sister @xxxjayexxx did a skit/scenario about Kaiba last night, and we laughed so much about it. I told her I could write stories about Kaiba, so I did! Also, the part were he mentions you're learning was inspired by a Katseye video my sister showed me! Here you go, sis!
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To work for Seto Kaiba is like working for someone who actually cares about their employees. It usually doesn't happen often, and when it does happen it's a little strange. When everyone found out that you, of all people he could've chosen, got hired by him, they were so surprised. They all thought that Kaiba was severely sick because he's very picky about who works for him. You first started as an intern, but he liked your work ethic and hired you as a full time employee or so he claimed. It was even surprising you got to be an intern. You were doing very mundane tasks at first, but then your tasks started to get more important. You are now regretting your decision to join Kaiba Corporation as an employee.
Kaiba comes storming in through the door. His voice was loud and abrasive as he was giving “tough criticism” to another employee. You liked to call it “touch criticism” to make it sound positive and make it seem like he isn't yelling at someone to tell them what they've done wrong. Working for Kaiba was, or even is, an experience you wouldn't recommend to someone. You were at your desk filling out reports.
“Intern with me,” Kaiba called while walking by. “Now!”
You jumped a little bit because you were not expecting him to call you. Even though you were now an employee, he still called you an intern and honestly you chose not to say anything. The last time a Kaiba Corp employee tried to correct him they were met with “you’re fired immediately” and were told to walk out the door ashamed of themselves because of their actions. The ego is strong with this one, you thought, goodness.
You scrambled to your feet and unfortunately knocked over a big stack of papers that fell with a loud thud. You were going to pick them up, but you had to follow Kaiba. You were confused on which you were to do first. Kaiba doesn't like it when things fall, especially if they're of importance. You went ahead and chose to pick them up.
“Worry about those later, Intern,” Kaiba ordered gruffly. “My orders were strictly to follow me, understood?”
“Yes, sir!” You acknowledged. You were slightly nervous because he could fire you at any second.
“Then stop flirting with time, and follow me.”
You both walked to the elevator and got into it. He pushed a button and the doors closed. The elevator started going to the floor he specifically chose. You realized it was the floor that had the simulator that he was working on. A developing technology that he was creating in order to beat a certain someone in a duel. These were purely only rumors you heard from the others. The elevator made a ding sound and the doors opened. He started to walk again with you following behind him. He stopped at a closed door and used a key card to open it.
The room that held the simulator was huge. You had never been to this floor or this room. It was filled with all sorts of gadgets. Computers lined a few of the walls, there was a desk that was near the door you just walked through, and by one of the walls was a fancy couch. The couch was close to the simulator.
“It's time you stopped doing paperwork,” Kaiba walked to the desk and picked up a clipboard for a second. “And started doing real work.”
“Uh—” You began. You were confused.
“Don't ‘uh’ me, Intern,” he remarked viciously. “Get over there to the simulator!”
“O–ok!”
You ran over to the simulator. You put on a temporary prototype dual disk made for the simulator. The simulator booted up and covered the room in a soft blue glow. The person, your soon to be opponent in a duel, was the very person he wanted to defeat in a duel.
“You're going to duel several opponents,” Kaiba explained. “By dueling, you'll be collecting valuable data. So, you're going to duel Yugi first.”
“I’ve never dueled before!” You shouted.
“You'll learn, so get to dueling, Intern! This is purely just a trial run, so regardless whether you win or lose, you’ll provide valuable data. Although, it is preferred that you win.”
Was that supposed to comfort you? You weren't quite sure. It only made you even more nervous. Like you said, you had never dueled before. You didn't even have a deck.
“I've provided you with a perfectly curated deck inspired by my own,” Kaiba stated plainly. “It should be easy to use even for a beginner like you.”
After what felt like five hours, you somehow managed to win. You could have lost, but Kaiba in his own weird way assisted you slightly. He wrote down something on the clipboard.
“You may have a break,” Kaiba said as he went to one of the computers.
You sighed a long sigh and made your way to the couch. Big mistake on your part because that sigh didn't go unnoticed, and now cost you greatly. He was still typing away on the computer.
“Back to testing,” he announced sharply. “This time you'll be going against someone easy.”
You didn't even get to sit down. Your legs are tired from standing so long. Your feet hurt slightly, and he didn't even give you a proper break. Somewhere along the way the simulator glitched, and he didn't like that at all. This time you were going against Joey Wheeler.
You won that duel to which you were rewarded with another break. You sighed again and were told to go back to testing the simulator. This went on several times until your latest win. Instead of sighing like the past several instances, you hurried up and ran to the couch.
Kaiba crossed his arms and stared at you. “So, you're learning, I don't like it,” Kaiba pointed out. “Get up!”
You reluctantly got up, and made your way to the simulator. He watched your every move. He was very observant.
“Congratulations, Intern,” he mocked. “You get no more breaks from here on out!”
Hi! I don't know if idea has been done before, and if it has you can disregard it! Lazard had bought some ice cream, but he finds that it went missing. Lazard sends out a message to the others. How do you think it goes with the search for the missing ice cream, and who accidentally ate the ice cream? Have a great rest of your day!!
*Lazard’s office door nearly explodes off its hinges as Sephiroth, Angeal, and Genesis burst in wielding their weapons, ready for combat*
Angeal: WE’RE HERE!
Genesis: WHERE’S THE INTRUDER?!
Lazard: Oh, there isn’t one.
Sephiroth: Then why did you send out an emergency distress signal?
Lazard: Because there is no higher priority designation for a crisis of this magnitude. You see, this morning someone took my ice cream from my personal freezer in the break room. I need my top operatives on the case to retrieve my ice cream or apprehend the culprit.
Sephiroth: You’re joking, right? You sent out a Grade A Distress Signal. Genesis left in the middle of a live combat mission, Angeal was in the shower, and I was on my legally mandated break.....just because of ice cream?
Lazard: It’s not just any ice cream. It’s premium artisanal crème hand-churned from the milk of grass-fed cows in the highlands of Nibelheim, infused with vanilla from Wutai and honey from the coastal hives of Costa del Sol. I need to find out what happened to it immediately.
Angeal: You know what? Fine, I get it. I also get upset when food goes missing.
Lazard: Plus it was 2000 gil per pint.
*Angeal violently passes out*
Genesis, catching him: GAIA—
Sephiroth: So not only did you misuse SOLDIER emergency protocols and pull three First Class operatives away from critical duties, but you also want us to spend our time hunting down a non-essential luxury dessert that you undoubtedly purchased with company funds....all while there are people starving in the lower sectors and our own troops are eating ration bars?
Lazard: Yes.
Sephiroth: And you do this without shame?
Lazard: Very much so.
Genesis, fanning Angeal: Please, knowing how rough SOLDIER personnel are with communal property, I highly doubt that ice cream left this floor intact. It’s probably already been eaten.
*Angeal stands up*
Angeal: Okay, I’m fine now.
*Zack walks in holding an empty pint container and a silver spoon, looking guilty*
Zack: Hey, Director? I, uh... I took your ice cream. And I feel really bad about it, but it just looked so good sitting there! I’m really sorry.
Lazard: That’s perfectly fine, don’t worry about it. I can just buy more.
Angeal: !
Zack: What a relief! Here’s your spoon back.
Lazard: Ah, thank you! This is a special spoon. Premium Mideel silver, hand-forged by a master craftsman in Junon. Limited edition. 5000 gil per spoon.
*Angeal violently passes out again*
Sephiroth: YET WE HAVE NO BUDGET FOR REPLACEMENT TRAINING MATS?! THE ONES WE HAVE ARE DISINTEGRATING! WE ASKED FOR REPLACEMENTS LAST MONTH AND YOU SAID THERE WASN’T FUNDING!
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valentine’s day is planned down to the minute because he is isagi. reservations? triple-checked. route? optimized for traffic. backup plan? color-coded in his notes app. the universe looks at that and goes “lol.”
the first sign is the restaurant calling while you’re literally in line for coats. water pipe burst. whole place shut down. isagi just… freezes. you can see the gears trying to recalculate in real time.
then it starts raining. not cute drizzle rain. sideways rain. the kind that soaks your socks through your shoes and makes umbrellas decorative at best.
you start laughing first, like actual tears-in-your-eyes laughing, because this is so aggressively unlucky it circles back to funny. isagi’s mortified for exactly ten seconds before he hears you laugh and something in him unclenches.
you end up ducking into a tiny convenience store to escape the rain, sharing microwaved snacks and those sad little heart-shaped chocolates near the register. isagi insists on paying like it’s still a date, even though you’re both dripping wet.
you sit on overturned crates outside under the awning, watching rain flood the street, before he goes: “i’m really sorry. i should’ve checked the pipes, i should’ve had another place lined up, i just–”
you cut him off mid-spiral by kissing his cheek, rain-cold lips and all. “yoichi, stop. this is the hardest i’ve laughed all week.”
years later, whenever things don’t go to plan, he thinks about that night. wet shoes, convenience store lights, you laughing so hard you had to lean on his shoulder. it becomes his proof that perfection isn’t the goal – being happy with you is.
itoshi rin
rin doesn’t really “do” valentine’s day, but he still planned something. low-key. private. a quiet place with a view where no one could bother you.
unfortunately, the weather chooses violence. heavy snow, roads closing, visibility awful. his phone keeps buzzing with alerts and every one makes his jaw tighten.
he tries to push through it anyway, stubborn as hell, until you point out that you literally can’t feel your fingers anymore. he exhales sharply, annoyed – not at you, but at the world.
you end up stuck in a tiny train station café because service is delayed indefinitely. it smells like burnt coffee and the heater makes a weird rattling noise.
you start making up fake backstories for the other stranded people. rin pretends not to listen for five minutes before quietly adding his own dry, devastatingly funny commentary that catches you completely off guard.
“okay, see that guy by the window? definitely a novelist who hasn’t slept in three days because he’s in love with his editor.” “wrong. he’s avoiding his landlord.”
“how about those two over there? they met on a train in another life and found each other again.”
“… they argue about grocery brands every sunday.”
“why is that… kind of cute?”
“because they’re still here.”
at some point you’re both laughing, shoulders shaking, and rin realizes he hasn’t checked the weather once in over an hour.
when the snow finally stops, he walks you home in silence, but it’s soft this time. later he admits, very stiffly, that he liked that night. not despite the mess. because you were warm, and laughing, and right there.
itoshi sae
sae’s valentine’s plan is effortless luxury. reservations at a place that doesn’t even have a website. you show up dressed perfectly.
they lose the reservation. like, genuinely no record of it. the host is apologetic, but firm. sae stares at them like he’s considering suing time itself.
then his car refuses to start. just dead. sae leans against it, arms crossed, staring up at the sky like this is all deeply inconvenient, but not surprising.
you suggest walking. he raises an eyebrow. you drag him anyway.
halfway through, the wind is brutal, your hair’s a mess, and you’re laughing at how wildly un-romantic this looks. sae eventually gives in and lets you pull him into a random corner shop.
you buy instant ramen, cheap wine, and mismatched mugs. end up back home, sitting on the floor because the table’s cluttered, eating noodles straight from the pot.
“you look like you’re judging me.”
“i am.”
“and?”
“i’ve had worse dinners. with worse company.”
“wow. glowing review from sae itoshi himself.”
“… i meant that in a good way.”
sae watches you laugh with your mouth full and realizes this is the most relaxed he’s felt in months. no expectations. no image. just you.
later, whenever someone mentions “perfect dates,” he thinks of cold hands, bad noodles, and the way you looked at him like this was more than enough.
nagi seishiro
nagi forgets it’s valentine’s day. completely. not in a malicious way, just… nagi.
he remembers halfway through the afternoon, panics internally for exactly three seconds, and suggests going out anyway. you agree because you already know this will be funny.
the plan falls apart immediately. everywhere is booked, crowded, loud. nagi looks exhausted by society.
then your phone dies. his phone dies. you’re wandering aimlessly, mildly lost, mildly hungry.
instead of stressing, nagi just shrugs and sits down on a bench, patting the space next to him. you end up people-watching, rating couples’ vibes, making up ridiculous games.
“them?”
“two out of ten. they’re hungry.”
“lol okay, what about them?”
“seven. one of them loves harder.”
“which one?” “the one walking slower.” “… wait that’s actually kind of sweet.”
“yeah. you walk slow for me.”
you grab vending machine snacks and share earbuds, listening to random playlists while the city buzzes around you.
nagi leans his head on your shoulder and mumbles that this is way better than trying. you laugh because of course he’d say that.
later he tells reo, very casually, that this was his favorite valentine’s ever. because it didn’t feel like work, and you were laughing the whole time.
mikage reo
reo goes all out. like, genuinely ridiculous. gifts, reservations, activities – he’s vibrating with excitement.
then everything starts canceling one by one. venue closed for maintenance. activity overbooked. traffic backed up everywhere.
reo’s trying so hard not to be upset, apologizing every five minutes, clearly taking it personally.
you finally stop him by grabbing his face and telling him you’re having fun anyway. that’s when the tension snaps.
“i swear, if i’d just booked earlier– this isn’t what i wanted for you–”
“reo. i’m having fun.”
“… you are?”
“yeah. because i’m with you. not because of the plans.”
“god… i’m so stupid.”
“nope. just in love.” “very. i don’t think i need perfect plans anymore.”
you end up at home, building an aggressively lopsided pillow fort because “we might as well commit to the disaster.”
you order takeout that arrives wrong. you eat it anyway. you play dumb games, laugh until your stomach hurts, and reo keeps staring at you like he’s memorizing the moment.
he admits later that he thought the day was ruined. now it’s one of his favorites because it proved that even when everything falls apart, you’re still happy with him.
after that, whenever plans go wrong, reo just smiles and says, “remember valentine’s day?” and you both laugh before it even gets bad.
bachira meguru
bachira’s idea of a valentine’s date is spontaneous joy. no reservations, just vibes. unfortunately, the universe decides to match that energy a little too hard.
you’re supposed to go to a cute outdoor art market he’s been hyping up for weeks. the moment you arrive? torrential rain. booths shutting down. artists scrambling. dreams dissolving in real time.
bachira blinks, looks at the sky, then at you – grins like this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to him.
instead of sulking, he drags you through puddles, splashing on purpose, laughing so hard he almost trips. you end up soaked, shoes ruined, but absolutely losing it.
“wait– look how big this one is!” “meguru– my shoes–”
“it’s okay! they’re brave shoes!”
“we’re literally drenched.”
“yeah! isn’t it awesome?”
you take shelter under a bridge where street musicians are hiding from the rain. bachira starts clapping along, dancing like no one’s watching (because no one sane is out there).
by the time you’re heading home, you’re cold, damp, and smiling so hard your cheeks hurt. bachira tells you this was perfect because it felt alive.
later, every time it rains, he asks if you want to “recreate the best valentine’s ever.”
shidou ryusei
shidou plans something loud, flashy, and borderline unhinged. tickets to an event that’s supposed to be insane.
turns out it’s canceled due to a power outage. the crowd’s pissed. shidou is thrilled.
he laughs like the universe personally challenged him, slings an arm around you, and says this just means you’re free now.
you end up wandering the city at night, neon lights flickering, rain misting the air, shidou talking nonstop about random nonsense that somehow turns hilarious.
“i’m telling you, it wasn’t an accident. picture this: some guy in a control room, right?”
“… what guy.”
“THE guy. like ‘hmm yes… valentine’s day… too peaceful. cut the power.’ BZZT! KSHHH! BOOM!” “LMAO, why did it explode?”
“because i showed up. i kick down the door. BAM! alarms go WEE-OO WEE-OO! lights flicker, and the guy’s like ‘oh no’ and i’m like ‘yeahhh.’”
you share street food under a busted awning, sauce everywhere, shidou refusing napkins just to make you laugh harder.
at some point he looks at you, actually looks at you, his girl that’s laughing uncontrollably, and something soft slips through his wild grin.
later he admits that valentine’s day sucking made it better. less rules. more you. more fun.
karasu tabito
karasu swears he’s got a simple, smart plan. practical. foolproof.
the problem? every single train line you need is delayed due to “technical difficulties.”
you’re stuck hopping between stations, nowhere near where you’re supposed to be. karasu’s annoyed, but also weirdly amused by how cursed the situation is.
you start ranking the worst station snacks you’ve seen so far. karasu joins in, turning it into a full-blown analysis like it’s a competition.
“okay, tabi. worst one. no hesitation.”
“that sandwich that looks moist, but somehow isn’t.”
“wrong. it’s the candy labeled ‘extreme sour’ that’s literally just sugar.”
“fake sour is a crime. immediate disqualification.” “no fr.”
“and this mascot’s smiling too hard. red flag.”
you sit on your bags, sharing snacks, roasting the situation and each other. the sarcasm turns playful, the teasing warmer.
karasu realizes he hasn’t checked the time in a while. doesn’t really care anymore.
he later calls it a “good waste of time,” which for him is basically a love confession.
kaiser michael
kaiser expects valentine’s day to be cinematic. of course he does.
instead, the restaurant screws up everything. wrong table. wrong order. too loud. absolutely beneath him.
he’s visibly irritated… until you start laughing at how ridiculous it all is. like, genuinely laughing, unbothered.
something short-circuits in his brain. he’s used to perfection (or anger), not joy in chaos.
he abandons the place entirely, dragging you out into the cold night with dramatic flair. you end up walking for hours, talking about nothing important.
“okay. serious question, mihya. do you know where we’re going?”
“yes.” “… and?”
“… no.”
“wow. thank you for your honesty.”
“don’t get used to it.”
“so this was the plan?”
“it’s quieter. no one staring.”
“you don’t like being stared at?”
“by idiots.” “am i–”
“you don’t count.”
you stop at a random overlook, city lights below, and kaiser quietly admits this wasn’t what he wanted, but it might be better.
later he claims the night was “acceptable.” the way he never shuts up about it proves otherwise.
ness alexis
ness is so nervous about valentine’s day he triple-checks everything. which makes it ten times worse when things go wrong.
the gift he ordered doesn’t arrive. the café closes early. his carefully planned schedule collapses.
he looks genuinely devastated until you start teasing him gently, making jokes about cursed romance timelines.
you end up at home instead, sitting on the floor, unwrapping a half-finished gift he tried to hide.
you make a game out of it – guessing what it was supposed to be, dramatically reacting to every reveal. ness laughs so hard he nearly cries.
“okay. final answer. is it a spellbook?” “why would it be a spellbook?”
“… oh my gosh. it’s a scrapbook.”
“it’s unfinished. please don’t judge it–”
“oh no. these photos are terrible.”
“what– really?”
“terribly cute.” “...” “this one’s my favorite. you didn’t even line it up.”
“… i wanted it to be perfect.”
“it is. you’re in it.”
he relaxes for the first time all day, leaning against you, warmth settling in.
later he admits he was scared of disappointing you. you tell him you’ve never laughed harder. he holds onto that forever.
I thought of this idea yesterday, and I wrote it first but I then deleted it. So, I rewrote it, and I happy with how it came out. I might write more stories like this.
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You were a part-time worker at the Blue Lock facility, so that means you help out at different areas of the building. Your favorite job most of all was helping with food preparation. You are able to work here all thanks to your family member being hired, and they brought you with them because they didn't want you to stay by yourself at home. It's more like you're a volunteer more than an employee. You were friends with a lot of the players who were brought to Blue Lock, but you had your favorites. One of them being the one and only Chigiri Hyoma.
Today was no different, compared to any other day, in the cafeteria. It was, as always, packed full from all three hundred players. All the sociable people were participating in their usual idle chatter. It was of course lunchtime, and your favorite time of the day because you'd get to talk to Chigiri. You were currently talking to him about various subjects.
“How was practice?” You questioned as you took a bite of your food. “Anything interesting happen?”
“Eh, not really,” Chigiri responded. He was watching you as you chewed your food. To be clear, he wasn't watching you chew, he was watching you scoot a pea around your plate. “Well, actually Kunigami told an off the wall joke—it was too off the wall. I shudder just thinking about it.”
You were going to ask about the joke, but something about his face told you not to. “Read anything interesting in one of your novels?” You asked, you took another bite of your food.
“Nope, I didn't have time to read,” he answered monotonously. “What about you? Read anything interesting in your studies?”
You sighed lightly and took another bite of your meal. “Read an article about seahorses that's about it,” You responded blandly.
Silence fell between the two of you. Idle chatter of the others enveloped you. Clacking from both of your utensils hitting your dishes resounded.
“Chigiri,” You whined. Your face held exasperation already. “Tell me your secrets to having luxurious hair and beautiful skin, please!?”
Now he was the one that was exasperated. He sighed heavily and stared directly at you. “No, I'm not telling you that!” he sternly responded.
“Why won't you tell me?”
“Because you're just going to blab to everyone and then I won't be the prettiest person here.”
You knew that was a lie. This isn't the first time you asked him about that, and it dang sure won't be the last—at least maybe. He refuses to tell you his secret because he knows it makes you mad, and he likes to make you mad. He finds it funny when your face gets pouty. You like to claim that you'll never speak to him again if he doesn't tell you, but you always come back. To him, you're like a little cockroach, always there and never gone.
“C’mon, Chigiri!” You pleaded. You even gave him your world famous puppy dog eyes. “No one else here cares about being pretty! They only want to be the best in soccer! Just tell me!”
“(Y/N), the answer is still no!” he retorted. “And plus, you're already beautiful and your hair is amazing!”
You sighed again but this time heavily. You looked down at your plate and picked up the pea you scooted off to itself. You rolled the pea around in between your thumb and index finger. You were careful not to smush it. You always hated it when he refused to tell you. Funnily enough, you knew he wouldn't answer, but you still asked anyway. Your silence didn't go unnoticed by Chigiri.
“Are you ok–”
With a flick of your index finger, you flung the pea in his direction. It landed in the center of his forehead, and it was mushed. His face did not move, it was deadpan, and he could only stare at you. His hand immediately fell from his face to the table. He was still like undisturbed water. He couldn't believe that you just flung a pea at him, and to be honest you couldn't either. Your eyes were wide, and your mouth was in the shape of an o.
“Did you just…did you just fling a pea at me?” he inquired in disbelief.
Before you could answer, someone erupted into loud laughter and caught everyone's attention. It was Kunigami laughing his ass off. He was laughing so hard that you were afraid that he would keel over. He was slapping his own knee, that's how tickled he was.
“Oh, man,” Kunigami shouted in-between wheezes. “Bro, what's with the green dot!?”
Kunigami laughed even more which caused him to wipe tears from his eyes. The others were trying to hold their laughter in, so coughing could be heard. Chigiri could only glare at all of you.
You looked at him sheepishly. “I–uh–I didn't mean to–”
“Wow, talk about being mature.” Chigiri remarked viciously.
“I'm sorry, I–”
“Just shut up!” Chigiri snapped back at you. “I don't even want to hear it. I just wiped my face off too!”
Chigiri didn't speak to you the rest of the day. You claim you didn't mean to fling the pea. He doesn't believe you not one bit. He's still trying to figure out if you really didn't mean to, or if you did that on purpose and were trying to pretend you didn't. Well, whatever the case is, you'll never know his secret to having flawless skin and luxurious hair. Don't even think about asking him as you'll never know what he will do in response. Also, Kunigami and the others like to tease the both of you about the pea incident.
A/N: I was laughing the whole time I was writing Chigiri's reaction to the reader flinging the pea at his forehead.