everything but the kitchen sink

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

So many things wrong with this. One 200k per year is pretty good. Two we already have idiots in congress. Three does he really not know that PR stands for Public Relations and not Puerto Rico? Which then brings us back to number two in already having idiots in congress

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

OP is an optimist

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[leftistly] [secularly] having sex causes a hard to quantify but unmistakable change in your personality and being that can be detected by others. Having sex for the first time imbues you with qualities and deep understandings that you did not have in your pre-sex state.

Tumblr user standing at the front of the classroom picking petals off of roses and crumpling and uncrumpling paper and showing you that the tape is never the same amount of sticky again after being used: -except I think this is a good thing

Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw