Dragon Fox Moku

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

I wanted to make a version of this with the epilogue included

if u like my work, you can help me make more by supporting me i designed a sticker of these two if you're interested <3

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

No slash, no ship, non sexual, just to be funny — Grace, conversing w Rocky and the Eridian science team, has to give a group of aliens “the talk” on periods, pregnancy, and birth. And that shit is a fucking nightmare to HUMANS. And we all gotta encounter it in normal society. I need Rocky telling Grace that live birth is perhaps the most fucking horrific things he’s ever fucking heard of. On a planet with as much pressure in the atmosphere as Erid, the likelihood of live birth evolving commonly seems very low. Rare, if not unheard of.

I just think it would be hysterical and I will be the fanfiction author I want to see in the world

“Human cervix must expand to push out human child the size of fucking WHAT?!?!”

Grave explaining that in order to walk upright humans have to basically give birth prematurely to completely helpless infants and rocky is horrified.

I think eridians would probably hatch relatively able to move around and do stuff on their own to a certain extent like reptiles or something so the idea of a human baby that can’t do anything by itself is just 😭… like, YIKES.

Just wait till I tell these mfs about twins and triplets, etc. I’m making it coltland twins au so Ryland can be like, “Oh yeah actually I’m a twin—” “What is twin, question?” “…alright, here we go, but remember, YOU asked!”

Rocky starts having waking nightmares (cus he doesn’t actually dream) of mpreg Grace LMAO:

“Adrian, Grace once mentioned to Rocky that Grace is ‘asexual’ human, according to human science text, term means Grace can reproduce by self. Rocky is terrified one day Grace going to asexually reproduce and then die cus piece of shit human body has to expel baby with big ass skull the size of human’s ’cantaloupe’ fruit, fruit big as FUCK Adrian, no way Grace survive that we need to convince Grace to ‘tie tubes’ human procedure, please help—“

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

Well, I can certainly oblige you on that, honey~

tiso is that annoying guy who mows his lawn at 7 am on a Saturday

and Millibelle is part of an MLM

ok that’s it have a nice day/night!!

you know, I read this ask yesterday before sleep, and I didn't even question the "millibelle is a part of an mlm". I was like yeah ok millibelle transition could be a thing, sounds appropriate.