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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Sade Olutola
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
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Three Goblin Art

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Jules of Nature

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I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa
My love letter to Warframe 1999
I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic
I wanted to make a version of this with the epilogue included
if u like my work, you can help me make more by supporting me i designed a sticker of these two if you're interested <3
Part 2
Based off this post by @7-inches-of-satanic-panic

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Hngr
Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging
this was my favourite part
I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure
Blank google doc staring me down rn, cracking my knuckles, cus I can’t resist this idea.
No slash, no ship, non sexual, just to be funny — Grace, conversing w Rocky and the Eridian science team, has to give a group of aliens “the talk” on periods, pregnancy, and birth. And that shit is a fucking nightmare to HUMANS. And we all gotta encounter it in normal society. I need Rocky telling Grace that live birth is perhaps the most fucking horrific things he’s ever fucking heard of. On a planet with as much pressure in the atmosphere as Erid, the likelihood of live birth evolving commonly seems very low. Rare, if not unheard of.
I just think it would be hysterical and I will be the fanfiction author I want to see in the world
“Human cervix must expand to push out human child the size of fucking WHAT?!?!”
Grave explaining that in order to walk upright humans have to basically give birth prematurely to completely helpless infants and rocky is horrified.
I think eridians would probably hatch relatively able to move around and do stuff on their own to a certain extent like reptiles or something so the idea of a human baby that can’t do anything by itself is just 😭… like, YIKES.
Just wait till I tell these mfs about twins and triplets, etc. I’m making it coltland twins au so Ryland can be like, “Oh yeah actually I’m a twin—” “What is twin, question?” “…alright, here we go, but remember, YOU asked!”
Rocky starts having waking nightmares (cus he doesn’t actually dream) of mpreg Grace LMAO:
“Adrian, Grace once mentioned to Rocky that Grace is ‘asexual’ human, according to human science text, term means Grace can reproduce by self. Rocky is terrified one day Grace going to asexually reproduce and then die cus piece of shit human body has to expel baby with big ass skull the size of human’s ’cantaloupe’ fruit, fruit big as FUCK Adrian, no way Grace survive that we need to convince Grace to ‘tie tubes’ human procedure, please help—“
Behold the creation of my horrible twisted mind. Dark chocolate is just normal chocolate to a twisted fuck like me.
getting home from the bar and your werewolf partner hits you with the
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
ok where have you been
you’re at the bar and some other slightly drunk werewolf keeps buying you drinks and scent rolling on you (damn irish spring soap) and you get home and you immediately get the
“darling who’s that”
Elite mecha pilot from a gritty, fucked up Real Robot milieu goes up against nth-dimensional alien invaders and promptly gets their ass kicked until discovering quite by chance that shouting the names of your attacks actually makes them more effective against these things.

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Adis and Operator after class activities
i had a dream where the 3rd Jedi game was released, but instead of being called “Jedi: [blank]”, it was called “A Jedi’s Promise”, which sounds like it would be the name of an in-universe Jedi-themed trashy romance novel. there was also a character in the game named Supreme Rufus. i think he was imperial, so his title was “Supreme” for some reason. who is Supreme Rufus. what does he want.
on jedi-related trashy romance novels, it's been established those are very much a thing in the gffa but do you think there are any about cal specifically?? like his wanted posters have made him pretty famous, do you think there's in-universe cal fans writing y/n bodice rippers about a charming jedi terrorist coming to save them from the empire?? maybe "a jedi's promise" is real
i despreately need to know more about bee abdomen vore... please...
Well, I can certainly oblige you on that, honey~
What would you like to know more about~? The different methods? The different outcomes? I'm not exactly a bee doctor, so I don't know if I have fully accurate information on the technical processes of turning prey into honey or an egg on the molecular level, but I can certainly expand on the overall process if you wish~
Pornographic dating sim where all the sex scenes have typically arcane unlock conditions, except instead of gating them behind the developer's peculiar ideas about the transactionality of human relationships, all the NPCs are just doing that maiden-from-Irish-folklore thing where they make potential paramours complete oddly specific labours and solve strange riddles before they'll fuck you. Each NPC's appearance, personality, and challenges are directly based on the conventions and clichés of a specific genre of indie puzzle games, ranging from the obligatory Sokoban Girl With Big Boobs to the mysterious enby whose fuck challenges can only be solved via a real-life Discord ARG.
(The sex scenes themselves of course follow suit from their bearers' themes; what exactly a sokoban-themed sex scene would entail in practice is left as an exercise for the reader.)
what could possibly be unexpected about a sokoban themed sex scene?? its a game about filling holes. come on
Well, yes, but the fact that sex scenes are (often) about filling holes anyway means filling holes is not, in itself, sufficient to establish a sex scene as distinctively sokoban-themed. You've gotta step up your game!
I lost followers on Bluesky when I crossposted my sokoban fuck riddle proposal, which tells you basically everything you need to know about the difference in culture between the two sites.

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neighbors au headcannons
tiso is that annoying guy who mows his lawn at 7 am on a Saturday
and Millibelle is part of an MLM
ok that’s it have a nice day/night!!
you know, I read this ask yesterday before sleep, and I didn't even question the "millibelle is a part of an mlm". I was like yeah ok millibelle transition could be a thing, sounds appropriate.
so I googled what mlm means outside of yaoi and turns out it's "multi-level marketing", also known as network marketing and pyramid selling, which is commonly considered tricky and illegal. which also sounds appropriate but could we keep the gay he/him millibelle too
Transformers x Project Hail Mary Au Doodles :D