guess what

Where are we going?

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

i dont know much about him, or art as a whole really, but this whole collection is neat. looks like it provides some context for each of the paintings/drawings too!

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

driving a car. making a phone call. navigating the internet. getting a mortgage. you know? they keep adding new things that everybody has to be able to do or else there's something wrong with you. well maybe there's something wrong with driving a car. maybe it's a hideous activity. did they ever think of that

this is for a part-time job as a barista

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

also happy pride month to this banger

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

two sentence horror story

Some of my favorite variants

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

wgat did u say

for the good of all mankind