Vynikající!

ok computer show me men in pain

your out to lunch you dumb fuck

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DANNY BRIERE OFFER SHEETED LEO CARLSSON AFTER PVB SAID HE’D MATCH ANY OFFER SHEET THUS MAKING THE DUCKS ACT ON THEIR STATEMENT AND ALSO ALLEGEDLY SIGNED CLAUDE FUCKING GIROUX MEANING THAT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON JULY THIRD TWENTY TWENTY SIX DB CEMENTED THE NARRATIVELY TENOUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE FLYERS AND THE DUCKS THAT STARTED ALL THE WAY SINCE C*TTER GAUTHIER AND WILL NOT END ANYTIME SOON AND ALSO IS ATTEMPTING TO FINISH THE TIME LOOP THAT IS THE FLYERS YAOI CURSE BY BRINGING HIS FLYERS ASSIGNED TRAGIC HUSBAND BACK AND THE HOCKEY RELEVANT FOREVER FLYERS CAPTAIN BACK MEANING WE HAVE A FUCKING THREE WAY NARRATIVE BOMB GOING OFF WITH ONE FELL SWOOP. WHERE THE FJCK WERE YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED

the near universal absence of hose in late medieval inspired visual media is so evil not for historical accuracy reasons or anything but bc I think they're hot & I'm offended by the implication that they're too weird or unattractive to include. fake men's legs enjoyers everywhere. I bet they wouldn't even appreciate the eroticism of a little flash of braies where the thigh meets the body if they got it. sad!

y’all still like hockey? its july

guys raised by fly's

i hate that theres an ai named claude. claude is the name of a good and special friend to me...

man. a SHUTOUT VICTORY against the team whose goalie is a fucking RAPIST in their OWN HOUSE could not be more poignant and powerful. fuck you carter hart.