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take them to the store and let them pick out their own bed. humans are remarkably choosy about their beds and if theirs is uncomfortable you will never stop hearing about it

temperature control is more important than everyone says it is. yeah they can survive in most environments but they probably don’t want to wear a coat all the time. consider rotating the temperature sometimes so they can wear cute outfits for different seasons

humans are social pack hunters. get them some friends! but let them pick out the friends. humans are also very choosy about who their pack is. also, most humans don’t really hunt anymore, but they still like a team coordination activity! consider giving them a way to play a team sport or a co-op video game. if it’s the latter, you can even play with them!

(most) humans aren’t cats. they won’t irreparably fuck up the environment or endanger themselves if you let them outside. in fact, many humans enjoy going places a lot as a form of enrichment. trust them. if you make a nice enough place for them, they’ll come back. it’s easy to worry about your beloved pet getting hurt or running off but it’ll be ok

Nooo dont squirm {please squirm.} I know it hurts {dont stop until you give out.} I know.. i know.. we'll find an angle that works eventually. I know im a bit big for you.. {im pretty sure Its supposed to hurt like this~ feels better ~} no... dont cry. Hey i promise it'll be over soon. {aww are you scared? You wanted this!} careful with the writhing. I wouldnt want to rip you up :{ {Keep making that sound. Get louder. Beg for that life of yours}

This is partly because dragon tails are so fat and have such weight to them, that in attempting to wag a tail, the whole body is affected. So many dragons just choose to go ahead and wiggle the everything they've got

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