his voice is like grass-fed organic butter kneaded by friendly old ladies

Saves video

His voice is so soothing

How do you save the video?

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

You know what i deserve? Lesbian movies where zero men are involved

I’ve become better at this honestly always a work in progress

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.