Dr. Conrad Achenleck, M.D.

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Conrad txt: Luce are you cleaning up after your cat? If I come back to pee on my floor there will be hell to pay :(

Worth Txt: she wouldnt piss on your precious fuckin carpet

Worth Txt: though if you like pillows id sugest stoppin at the store.

Worth Txt: nless you want to sleep on me

Conrad txt: Are you seriously using cat piss as a come-on right now?

Worth Txt: she didnt piss on em she shredded em. But yep

Conrad txt: That's... SLIGHTLY less despicable. But no I am not sleeping on you or anywhere near you. My flat is not a love nest.

Worth Txt: alright then

Worth Txt: we can rent a room

Conrad txt: I'm afraid your so-called charm doesn't work on me.

Worth Txt:i can still try. also love nest? Pff

Conrad txt: And what would YOU call it?

Worth Txt: room of sexy

Worth Txt: the current title is connie's fabulous closet he wont come out of

Conrad txt: Just because you like to stick your dick in any hole available doesn't mean everyone else does as well

Worth Txt: Connie that is a hurtful overgeneralization

Worth Txt: no kids or corpses, i have standards

Conrad txt: Nice to know I'm in such high company

Worth Txt: Conrad if I wished to I could speak and hold myself in a proper and well behaved manner. Only I dont give a flying fuck about what other people think or their damn rules

Conrad txt: Yes I've realized that by now

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*there's a small part of him that doesn't entirely hate that about Luce*

Worth Txt: well for knowin it you say it alot. With how much you talk about how you hate it id almost think you like it

Conrad txt: I'm sure you think you're very clever. You're not the first to come up with that, you know

Worth Txt: well i am clever

Conrad txt: You're cocky. There's a big difference.

Worth Txt: nah, cocky is when yeh think it but it aint true along with a heaping side of over confidence, that's not the case here

Conrad txt: Sure sounds like overconfidence to me

Conrad txt: Which one of us went to med school and which one draws pictures for a living?

Worth Txt: first one? Both

Conrad txt: HA

*pause*

Conrad txt: Hahahahahahaha

Worth Txt: what, don't believe me? Well, still true, went, was at the top of my class, almost done. Got tired of the bull, left

Worth Txt: did something for me, sure it doesnt pay well, or sometimes at all, but i likeit

*longer pause*

Conrad txt: You expect me to buy that? I know you don't respect my profession but there's no need to mock it.

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Oh, hello again.  Mr... Toothy, was it?  We met a few months ago, I think?  Right before the, uh.  You know.  The apocalypse.

Conrad txt: WHAT THE HELL

Conrad txt: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Worth txt: its raining you called me my pussy was gettin wet and your place was closest

Conrad txt: Your... what... was what?!

Worth txt: the cat that lives in my fuckin bag you dirtyminded bitch

Conrad txt: Since when do you even know where I live? Wait dont answer that

Worth txt: told the blonde nurse with the nice ass its our six month and i wanted to surprise you so he looked it up

Conrad txt: You are a sociopath

Worth txt: and? Also wtf you have like no food do you live on fuckin air?

Conrad txt: I work 12 hour shifts what do you expect? I eat at work. You do not have permission to go through my fridge by the way.

Worth txt: to late

Conrad txt: Im kicking you out when I get home

Worth txt: thought you wanted to make sure im not homeless and crazy

Conrad txt: I didnt mean TAKE YOU IN

Worth txt: havent eaten in three days and the damn cat kinda hates being in the rain

Worth txt: least take her?

Conrad txt: .......guess I can't turn away a cat

Conrad txt: Shes already had to endure you for an owner

Worth txt: just give up now and admit you love it now only feed her organic or shell throw up on your bed and brush her twice a week or itll be the same but with hair

Conrad txt: How can you @ once be so pretentious and such a slob?

Worth txt: magic

Worth txt: now when do you get off?

Conrad txt: Half an hour

Worth txt: damn thought you wouldnt last that long heh yeah anyway bring food

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Conrad: *forty minutes later Conrad gets home with a couple of burgers and two coffees from McDonald's, one for him and... one for Luce. /Sigh/. He really doesn't know how to explain indulging the man, except temporary insanity*

Worth: -Luce was just lying on the couch, quiet only because Conrad wasn't there to bother yet, and watching as Mau attempted to climb onto everything within her reach. He had considered poking around the apartment just to see if there was anything worth secret borrowing or even better, worth teasing Connie about, but after thinking how quickly it would get him thrown out he decided against it and settled on a smartass comment when, heh, speak of the devil. Luce pushes himself up and smirks over at Conrad- Aww Connie, yeh missed me, yeh took so long thought yeh might not be comin'.

Conrad: *rolls his eyes, flipping on the light and setting the food down on a coffee table* I /live/ here.

Worth: -smirks wider then immediately grabs one of the burgers, only stopping long enough to say- Aww, cummon luv, dun' lie, 's unladylike. -then proceeds to stuff his face as if it has been quite a bit longer than one or two days since he's last eaten-

Conrad: You should realize that calling me a woman is not the best way to convince me not to kick you out. *sits down on the sofa with a grumpy frown, taking the other burger*

Worth: Didn' say yeh were, jus' that yeh act like one -crumples up the now empty wrapper and takes a sip of his coffee- 'sides Connie, yeh ain' gonna kick me out, I need 'n address fer yer crazy doc.

Conrad: Aren't there... shelters? And what happened to your own flat, anyway? *sounds a bit skeptical. He wouldn't put it past Luce to make the whole thing up, just as an elaborate excuse to bother him. It's clear the man has nothing better to do*

Worth: Shelters? Fulla people who need it more 'an me, and art don't pay well. Plus when the world tried t' end my old place didn jus try.

Conrad: *sigh* And it just figures you'd land on my doorstep... *he reaches for the coffee. Feels like he's gonna need it*

Worth: Yeh went and wanted t' help, now will yeh just shut it an', damnit please jus lemme stay?

Conrad: On a trial basis. *pinches the bridge of his nose* And you have to look for your own place.

Yes, well.

She... tries, I'll give her that much.