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Quite all right, sir. A-and yourself?

Good. My foot got caught in a sewer drain the other day and when I tried to pull it free my leg ripped off.

But other than that.

Oh my goodness! Y-you’re all right though?

Of course. There are certain advantages to being a corpse.

W-well, I suppose so. How have you been filling your time? It’s been quite a while since I last spoke to you.

#reblog #text #tiktiktikboom

Working with Hank on paranormal cases. Which actually entails a lot less work than you would think, but a lot more running.

A whole lot of running.

I've also been brushing up on my cooking skills. I hope to venture out of breakfast territory one of these days.

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*the corners of his mouth lift up a little at being called “sir”. Out of all the exotic names people thought up for him in the past, “sir” always felt the strangest*

How have you been doing for yourself?

Quite all right, sir. A-and yourself?

Good. My foot got caught in a sewer drain the other day and when I tried to pull it free my leg ripped off.

But other than that.

Oh my goodness! Y-you’re all right though?

#reblog #photo #tiktiktikboom

Of course. There are certain advantages to being a corpse.

*the corners of his mouth lift up a little at being called “sir”. Out of all the exotic names people thought up for him in the past, “sir” always felt the strangest*

How have you been doing for yourself?

Quite all right, sir. A-and yourself?

#reblog #photo #tiktiktikboom

Good. My foot got caught in a sewer drain the other day and when I tried to pull it free my leg ripped off.

But other than that.

((brb in about an hour y'all))

*the corners of his mouth lift up a little at being called "sir". Out of all the exotic names people thought up for him in the past, "sir" always felt the strangest*

How have you been doing for yourself?

#tiktiktikboom

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Two Gingers and a Zombie

Just as he’d suspected; high traffic. He counted them out on his fingers and raised an eyebrow. “There must be a lot of fights for the bathroom.”

He took a seat next to Hanna and cracked open the book, mostly to make it look like he was doing something while the two other people ate. He’d comprised a few lists of Things To Do While People Around You Eat. “And yes, there’s a Disney version. Of course they changed it around so that Esmeralda and Quasimodo don’t die in the end, but it does pretty well for itself, especially with Frollo. It sort of shoots itself in the foot with the dancing, singing gargoyles though.”

“May the mouse burn in hell for butchering all those classic tales… And living with Uncle Worth isn’t so bad. He’s actually a lot cleaner than you’d think. And eh, not really? We have a few bathrooms. The biggest fights are over cooking, really. There’s only three people in the whole house who can cook. Lexi, my partner, and Miss Odette. And they all have different tastes. Though, it’s usually Lexi or Miss Odette who cooks since my partner works a lot.” The werewolf smiled and started papping the zombie with his tail. “So how’s work, Hank?”

“Depends on which you mean. Retail is as much of a bore as ever, but at least it pays the bills, heh. But I love my detective job! By the way, sorry it made me miss our original hang-out date,” Hank smiled sheepishly. “One of my neighbors thought she had a poltergeist,” she explained. “Turned out to just be mice in the walls.”

#dontstabmebro #hannawolfcross #{two gingers and a zombie}

"I really wish we'd figured that out before we tore down one of those walls."

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The zombie looked over and saw Hanna's tail. Then he turned his attention back to his book and, without saying a word, slowly reached a hand out to scratch at Hanna's ears.

You must have to put up with a lot of fangirling from your writer, don't you?

Actually, she seems to be preoccupied with Worth most of the time.

But there are odd moments when I find her looking at me in a way that makes me a bit...

Uncomfortable.

#supergirl55

Two Gingers and a Zombie

He nodded to Hanna with a small little smile. “We don’t know each other well, actually. Apart from the fact that I am who I am and he is who he is. But he was spot on with the book. I actually prefer the novel to the Disney version.”

He paused for a moment, looking over the book’s cover.

“And yes, I’ve seen the Disney version. This is a big house you have Hanna.” Big, and it had a lived in look. Not messy, but it had the look of a house that had some high traffic. ”Who else is here?”

“My sister, Miss Odette, her two kids, my partner, and my Uncle Worth. We also have people who stay for a few days and then leave. Heh. And there’s a Disney version of the book? I almost want to see it to see how badly they fucked it all up.” Hanna grabbed his cooler of raw chicken and ate that, leaving the cooked food for Hank. “I hope you like the food, Hank. Gnee!”

“Dude, are kidding? It’s delicious, and it’s free. What’s not to like?” She bit into a chicken leg, grinning around her mouthful. “So, living with a Worth, huh? That must be… interesting,” Hank chuckled.

#dontstabmebro #hannawolfcross #((out of timeline))#{two gingers and a zombie}

Just as he'd suspected; high traffic. He counted them out on his fingers and raised an eyebrow. "There must be a lot of fights for the bathroom."

He took a seat next to Hanna and cracked open the book, mostly to make it look like he was doing something while the two other people ate. He'd comprised a few lists of Things To Do While People Around You Eat. "And yes, there's a Disney version. Of course they changed it around so that Esmerelda and Quasimodo don't die in the end, but it does pretty well for itself, especially with Frollo. It sort of shoots itself in the foot with the dancing, singing gargoyles though."

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Two Gingers and a Zombie

“You must know him better than I thought!” Hank sounded impressed. She had been extremely happy when Hanna had told her the zombie could tag along. Since they’d met she had grown very attached to him, and it was a bummer having to goanywherewithout the dead man by her side; but people who weren’t familiar with the supernatural themselves could be a lot less welcoming. Usually they would tell “the normals” that zombie was in a band and his green skin and sunken eyes were just stage makeup… but it was still hard avoiding suspicious looks.

“And thanks, I love potatoes!” She plopped herself down in the nearest chair and grabbed a plate.

#dontstabmebro #{two gingers and a zombie}#hannawolfcross

He nodded to Hanna with a small little smile. "We don't each other well, actually. Apart from the fact that I am who I am and he is who he is. But he was spot on with the book. I actually prefer the novel to the Disney version."

He paused for a moment, looking over the book's cover.

"And yes, I've seen the Disney version. This is a big house you have Hanna." Big, and it had a lived in look. Not messy, but it had the look of a house that had some high traffic. "Who else is here?"

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Two Gingers and a Zombie

It was a little late coming, but Hank and the zombie were finally coming over. Since Hanna couldn’t cook for squat (and they were out of leftovers, dammit), the werewolf had grabbed a roasted chicken and some baked potatoes from a to go restaurant and started heating the food up for his guests… Even though he knew that the zombie couldn’t eat. He had thought of the undead man though and grabbed a copy of ‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’ for him.

Now… All he had to do was wait for his friends to arrive.

Hank had her Best Undead Pal in tow when she arrived at Hanna’s in the suburbs. Without a car, it had been a bit on an adventure getting there; but she was excited! Between work and…work,she hadn’t had a proper chance to hang out with her werewolf look-alike since they’d met. Plus, she was happy for any chance to introduce the zombie to more of her friends.

She was chattering excitedly, as usual — about werewolf lore, and her childhood in the suburbs, and anything else she could think of — as they walked up to the house. It took almost a full minute of standing on the porch, zombie politely not saying anything, until she remembered she had to actually ring the doorbell.

#((out of timeline))#dontstabmebro #hannawolfcross #{two gingers and a zombie}

In the time he'd spent with Hank, he'd gotten to understand a little about how her mind worked; and that was very similar to a child in a well stocked candy store. Excited, a little hyper enthuastic, and unable to look at or talk about one interesting too long.

That was fine. He was patient. He had all the time in the world, after all.

Hanna, on the other hand, probably didn't. So the zombie was just about to raise his hand to knock when Hank switched gears and rang the doorbell.

((holy crap look where I am guys))

((I'm over here

shit it's dusty over here))

#((buggers dusts off her zombie))

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