Whatâs the matter buddy? Canât stop touching yourself? Donât worry bro, thatâs normal. You eat like a man now. That means your sex drive is growin. Can even touch your belly without a shockwave of energy pulsing through your dick. When you look in the mirror, you see a fuckin man. Your face is fillin out, after all. You know it makes you so much hotter bro. Your male brain canât help but get turned on every time you eat. Cause with every pound, you know your shirts are gettin tighter. A big belly means a man is in his sexual prime bro. Thatâs why men canât help but get bigger in their 20s and 30s. Thatâs why all your bros are gettin fat bro. They know how fuckin good it feels. Youâre gettin hornier bro. Youâre primed to eat and fuck. Why? Cause youâre honoring your masculinity. Thereâs nothin more masculine than the sight of a man eatin a pizza, and writhing around on a couch, dick rock hard. Moaning and whimpering. Edging and eating for weeks. Fillin yourself up with testosterone. Feels right doesnât it bro? Itâs just what a man does. Men are realizing what they need bro. Thatâs why the freshman 15 has become the freshman 50. men are expected to get fat when they go to college. When they get a good job. When they get into a relationship. When they get a woman pregnant. When they become a dad. When they go on vacation. When the weather gets cold. Thatâs the entirety of a manâs life bro. Men are expected to get fat. Why? Cause thatâs how a manâs brain is wired. Now that itâs accepted, men all over the world are honoring their masculinity. Cause itâs the right thing to do bro. And by letting your belly out, youâre showing the other men that itâs the right thing to do. Thatâs why even straight men canât resist lookin at a manâs full belly. Canât help but âjokinglyâ touch it. Cause deep down they know they want to grow too. By suckin it in and hiding it, youâre showing that men should be ashamed of their masculinity. Showin off your belly is the right thing to do bro. you want to be a good boy donât you? Let it out bud.