danganronpa incorrect quotes

shuji:

misaki:

makoto: once byakuya put an entire franchise out of business because one of the workers “looked at me funny”. she was just going to sneeze.

rantaro: once kokichi tried to convince a mcdonalds worker he was satan for a free burger. i had to carry him out. i think the mcdonalds worker almost passed out. he was only like 14 and probably a high school student, poor guy.

leon: byakuya had makoto make a sign that said “hit those balls (and you can hit mine after)” and brought it to one of my games. he didnt know what it meant. byakuya thought it was fucking hilarious.

kaede: once someone at a restaurant offered me their cheese fries and tenko started screaming at them for “dirtying the fries with their degenerate mouths” and “how dare you offer them to her. are you trying to indirectly kiss her, you creep”. that “them” was shuichi. he hadnt even touched the fries.

fuyuhiko: the overwhelming weight of living up to my familys expectations

kazuichi: closeted homosexuality

chiaki: knowing one day i will die never having achieved everything i wanted to

gundham: impending doom.

ibuki: pain.