Dr. Balls Industries

nintendo direct tomorrow they will announce xenoblade kart

I am about to make a horrible financial decision. Good thing my birthday was yesterday!

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

in parkour civilization doms make their subs miss easy jumps as part of something called "noobplay"

hehe mal os