Welcome to the Dragon Hatchery

i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

these look fine to me

this is so innocent?? so pure and full of heart

if someone claims to be feminist but doesn’t support this, then they aren’t a feminist

IMPORTANT!!!

^^truth.

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

Oh dear. Be careful with trustfalls.

Write like you’re running out of time.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am so glad. And what a great song to choose. You gon’ be alRIGHT

@linmanuel i am constantly unable to decide whether to call you my dad or my son. do you have a preference?? please let me know as soon as possible, it’s extremely important to me

Neither please. Thanks for asking.

“CALL ME BITCH ONE MORE TIME”

If you can marry a sister, you’re rich, bitch.

Okay now im howling and crying laughing so hard

Come back home when you’re done. Take my guns, be smart. Make me proud bitch. 

“Bitch-” “I’m not your bitch”

Aaron Burr, bitch?

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, bitch? That depends… whose asking? Oh sure, bitch.

“Hamilton-” “bITCH” “…have Lafayette take the lead.” [muttering] “Yes, bitch.”

Gotta start a new nation Gotta meet my bitch