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barty has absolutely no shame. sirius could kiss remus in front of him and barty would be like "that should have been ME" while directly looking at remus' eyes he needs to make sure remus can't get rest because he will steal sirius from him one way or another

everyone assumes barty's flirting is some elaborate manipulation until they realize there's no strategy behind it like he never asks sirius out or never tries to break up his relationships with remus. he'll compliment sirius like he's commenting on the weather and then immediately start insulting james like what he said was something so normal. the flirting isn't a plan if sirius is going to insist on looking like that someone has to keep pointing it out and barty is that someone

i think barty would flirt with sirius the same way people leave flowers at shrines not because he expects anything in return and not because he thinks sirius is going to choose him one day. he just thinks beauty deserves recognition and sirius is beautiful in every way. sirius could be dating remus or married with three children and barty would still casually tell him he looks perfect in black because he wants to because that's why he thinks. if sirius rolls his eyes and walks away that's fine barty is fine with that

i think barty would keep picking fights with remus because remus gets something he'll never have without even trying. sirius laughs before remus has finished the joke, sirius sits beside him without thinking, sirius trusts him without thinking. imagine wanting someone with every ugly part of yourself and realizing your greatest competition already won

unfortunately for everyone else in the room, remus feeling safe usually involves sirius being within arm's reach

one of my favorite wolfstar omegaverse aus where sirius is an omega and remus is an alpha but sirius is %100 sure remus is a beta because that man does not look or act like an alpha and sirius falls for him then learns about it and he is like HOW???

remus would give the wrong answers when he is helping a someone study because he saw that person was flirting with sirius earlier

the funniest thing remus really thinks he is losing against barty for sirius' love but barty doesn't even see remus as a rival most of the time... that's just a loser who will never have a chance with sirius for him

barty's crush on sirius would be so much easier to deal with if remus wasn't also there looking like he just watched his house burn down every time sirius laughs at one of barty's jokes

james and remus are both convinced the other is sirius's favorite while sirius is busy trying to find where they all left the invisibility cloak ://