cooking and eating what you really really shouldn't !!!

angelgirl whose halo feels like touching a staticy old crt tv screen; fuzzy, electric fur. it has the same flickery glow, too.

its halo emits a low rumble halfway between mains hum and a cat's purr, btw. and it says nothing when you touch the halo but it does grow increasingly flushed, rubs its thighs together shyly, and the fundamental frequency of the halo hum rises.

Heaven must be missing an angel, because she's here with me humping my boot. She's pressing her face into my thigh, weaving her little fingers into the material of my pants. Holding on for dear life. Whining, begging with her big wet doe eyes. Gazing up at me in such complete and utter adoration, the likeness borders on that I have only seen in the most pious of church dogs.

the angel middle sister has been given an eye tracker and a shock collar, and is now being shown a slideshow of her sisters wearing swimsuits

one must imagine a disabled angel with wing atrophy 🙏

stretching its wings out to help with the soreness, digging your thumbs into the tense muscles to work out the knots. nevermind that the angel's squirming around under you like it's about to cum, this is important for its health you can't stop now

if you put a vibrator wand underneath an angels wing right where it connects with the shoulder blade you can make her cum so hard she goes blind btw

hunting is only ethical if you fuck everything you kill

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

if you think my fingers are so attractive, why don’t you spread your legs and let me curl them inside you until you cry, then you can suck them clean and thank me properly.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself

It must feel good as fuck to be brainwashed and have all your friends go like "what did she do to you?" "Snap out of it!" "This isn't you!"

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

doesn’t everyone want to get stabbed (sexual style). thought that was just normal. Surely we all feel this.