paradise

dating the lord muzan, would be a gift in itself, for the both of you.

muzan finally has a companion after however long, and a real companion, not just a fake one.

and you get to have a relaxed life, with him taking care of you as long as you stay by his side〜

muzan has fallen for you, and i mean fallen!

don't you see how committed he is to certain things? why wouldn’t he be committed to you, as well?

he would be very loyal to you, and would expect the same from you, he actually is putting effort into the two of you’s relationship!

i may have mentioned this before, but muzan is a very classy man. and would do very romantic things.

🪷i will add much more later and even edit the titles, my lovely lotuses! i’m quite busy and i’m doing my best, my apologies.🪷

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you two aren’t on a mission, and is just chilling in her room.

trying to relax for the time being, she takes off her butterfly clips, and sets them down gently〜

she notices you admiring her clips, and puts them on you! the two of you laugh about it, and you look in the mirror. (how amazing you look〜)

you explain what pink butterflies symbolize (inner peace), and compliments her on the fact that it suits her so well!

kanae is astonished at your statement, and compliments you for knowing it!

until you two get something else to do, you take the time out to show her your journal of sketches of your butterflies〜

to her, you’ll add a new meaning to the butterfly girls now that shes very knowledgeable on them♡

shinobu

you two are sitting in her research room, doing regular demon research and making medicines〜

she starts to look a bit tense, because she can’t find the answer to something.

in a attempt to try to make her feel better, you compliment her butterfly pin!

she says thank you, and agrees that butterflies are beautiful♡

you decide to go further with it and inform her on rare few purple butterflies, and telling her about butterflies that matches your colors too!

surprisingly to her, she felt much more relaxed and calm, and kind of had the urge to research about butterflies!

now, almost every time you two are doing research, each time shinobu will say a different butterfly she wants to know about from you.

live up to the name, butterfly girl!

kanao

to start off, you two would meet because of the butterflies.

you saw her butterfly clip and got intrigued. especially since she gives off such a calm butterfly demeanor!

you ask her if she knows anything about butterflies, much to your surprise, she shook her head a little.

you sit down next to her, asking if you two can talk about it, and she says yes〜

although, the conversation is much one-sided, but she’s listening to your every word!

kanao would actually keep a journal of butterflies you teach her about, or try to find them in the wild and report them to you!

as time goes on, she eventually asks questions about butterflies or brings one to you♡

aoi

she would be really surprised on how you’re so well informed on butterflies!

sadly, she’d question if she’s smart enough to be your friend.

you pick up on those behaviors, and offer to share everything you know about butterflies with her, so you two can be educated on them together!

she practically unofficially made you a butterfly sister (regardless of your gender)〜

how can someone who’s so knowledgeable on butterflies just not join?

as a thank you, aoi often bakes you treats in the shape of a butterfly! she always does your favorite type of butterfly too!

maybe she teaches you her best baking recipes and even shares her favorite baking techniques〜

she even gets you your own clip, and gifts it to you on your nightstand while you’re sleeping♡

BONUS

sumi, kiyo, naho

the cute little girls would definitely see you as one of their cool older siblings!

when you guys are cleaning, they would ask to teach them about butterflies, and would be so interactive!

you would have no idea how much that would mean to them, they view it as bonding time♡

sumi, kiyo, naho would love to know if their blue, pink, and green butterflies have any cool or pretty meanings, and and would feel so proud once they know〜

in their free time, they’d draw you butterflies, and explain to you what they mean.

certainly, they want to know everything you know about butterflies, too!

and maybe even more, to tell you something cool someday♡〜

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you and hua cheng has been intamite for a while.

a while just being a few years. “few years” being over 500 years

the both of you had stood together since the beginning of time, through thick and thin, ascension and descension, war, and any situation. you two were there for eachother♡how romantic!

also with you two being calamities, you guys often poke fun or just mess with the heavens together!

there’s countless amounts of time fighting alongside eachother, dealing with one another’s hardships, hanging out at paradise manor, and even just gazing upon beautiful stars.

although your lover will just gaze at you, insead〜

your most intimate lover, san lang. the type of lover you cannot ask for, and instead is a gift sent to you, just for you♡

“gēgē/dìdì, i’ll forever be grateful and cherish the things you do for me. but i will always return your energy times a million, to show you how much more you mean to me.”

although you’re a ghost, that won’t stop your lover from being devoted to you. he’ll make sure that any work you have, will be done by his hands.

you don’t even have to ask either, hua cheng is quite attentive! one minute you say you have some work to do, the next moment its already done!

and of course, you’ll have shrines and statues made just for you! exchanged ashes, as well〜

as we all know, he’ll go to any extent to protect you, and would absolutely melt if you protect him, since you’re just as strong♡

(no different from xie lian) hua cheng will definitely address himself as san lang to you, so you can secretly call him a term of endearment〜

he would wholeheartedly adore you two just taking a stroll around ghost city and paradise manor!

he doesn’t even have to show you off to his citizens because they’re already so drawn to you! not only because you’re the hua cheng’s lover, but also because you have status on yourself, as well〜

expect a lot of his citizens to dote on you, and ask you to gamble, but they would definitely back off if you or your lover requested them to.

they just love you too much!! as much as their hua chengzhu♡

since you’re a calamity too, and they have territories, your lover would be more than delighted if you two hang out at your territory/city!

even if it’s not the best, that wouldn’t matter to him, it’s the fact that it’s yours that he loves.

“i could stay here for hours. it’s a comforting spot to me. it’s as close as i could get to a ‘home’ feeling. i’m glad my beloved gēgē/dìdì is able to make me feel this way.”

by the way, you have a (not-so) secret admirer! how cute〜 who could that be?

e-ming, of course! he's always looking at you with the most cutest puppy eyes, always anticipating even a small glance from you♡

if he succeeds, he’ll start squealing and vibrating, which will result in a smack right to the eye…

his squealing and vibrating gets immensely stronger if you hold him! your lover will be quite envious of his own scimitar, but the sight will be cute too see.

e-ming represents hua chengs emotions, and if you catch onto that he’ll be fairly embarrassed and attempts to limit the things e-ming tries to get you to do.

be sure to give your lover himself just as much praise and love!〜

with your attention brought back up from your lovers waist, you’re probably wondering, where’s xie lian all this time?

the truth is, i don’t know, either〜

regardless, you and your lover has spent almost both of your entire lives knowing and loving eachother, and perhaps a handsome man in white caught you and your lovers attention on multiple occasions.

the three of you conversed before, the interaction, however, is for you to determine〜

your beloved san lang is like no other. and to him, you are like no other, and much more. you two complete one another in every way.

in a world of chaos, you and san lang always find peace and serenity in each others embrace.

maybe the flower the crimson rain sought out this whole time was you?♡〜

the only thing going on is a few uppermoons that pass by every once in a while.

the only two sticking around, really, is you and nakime (of course)!

nakime doesn’t talk unless she’s spoken to, so you two aren’t speaking much. but definitely, she’s watching you in adoration♡

shortly later, you ask her if she wants to play you two’s favorite pass-time game!

she almost instantly responds, like she was waiting for you to ask her〜

“yes, i would love to, m/n. today is quite slow moving, i enjoy passing time like this.”

don’t forget that it’s been shown in the anime that they can talk quite normal and hear each other just fine〜

with that being said, nakime talks in a softer and quieter tone, only for you to hear her♡

but just with that, you smile and her and stand up, and activate your blood demon art of invisibility.

with the endless amount of time and patience you two have, the game is on!

nakime knows she can teleport people with her biwa. so to keep the game more fun, she describes the spot you’re in, instead!

if she wins, you turn off your BDA.

she starts off by guessing your favorite spots, and spots you’re most commonly seen in.

when you don’t appear or say a word, that’s how she knows she has guessed incorrectly.

she even guessed the special spot that she made just for the two of you, and only you and her having access to it!

what do you mean you’re not there this time?

she’s puzzled, but quite patient〜

to switch things up this time, you decided to keep changing your spot! poor nakime

“m/n, are you located in the special space?”

“are you near the smallest lantern in the castle, dear?”

“maybe you’re in the vicinity of akaza’s domain, sweetheart?”

nothing, nothing, and nothing again! where are you, invisible boy〜?

eventually, you make your way closer to her, just to hear her voice closer to your heart♡

you end up going back into your hiding, incase she says “are you in front of me?” hehe

on your way back, you find another spot, but this time it’s kind of out in the open.

you sit down, just smiling at your beloved nakime♡…

when just then… wait, huh? you sense another presence about to turn on the corner you’re hiding on?!

daki is trying to make her way past! but she obviously cannot see you, and ends up stumbling over you!

out of shock, she exclaims,

“dude, what on earth are you doing?! you almost made me fall! move it!!” (storms off)

nakime, the know-all-see-all, of the infinity castle, clearly witnessed that whole situation.

quickly, you change your location before nakime claims her victory!

when she calls out to your spot, it’s only followed by silence. speedy demon, you are!

(silly enough, from nakime’s perspective, she could just see it as daki being in on your silly antics, or daki just going insane.)

you sit somewhere else, this time being more thoughtful about demons using it as a travel way.

she starts to get creative with her answers! however, she’s not hitting the hammer on the nail〜…

a few more guesses goes on, until nakime falls silent, just smiling?

have you won?

did nakime give up?

or does she want to switch things up, too?

no one said that couldn’t use her biwa! she just always chose to not use it!

she would let out a little laugh, a laugh that sparks a light into you, but also confuses you.

after long hours of you two playing, and with you changing your spot frequently, she decides you strum you right into her lap!

she has defeated you with the power of her heart.. finally wanting to see her lover again♡!

now you have to turn off your blood demon art, because she found you her own way〜

she places a hand on your face, with a simple sentence,

“my m/n, i have found you♡”

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no, but for the sake of douma getting his mission done, maybe killing some hashira plus him potentially finding the blue spider lily? yes.

he doesn’t even like douma, he’s one of his least favorite upper moons. but after all, douma is still a uppermoon. upper moon two, if you will〜

which means he has advantages that lower kizuki and demons don’t!

muzan would definitely negotiate with douma on why he has to babysit his child. they’re not his! but douma is just so persistent…

“muzan-sama〜! can you please babysit my child for me? while i go on my mission? it’s far too dangerous, i can’t risk losing my precious baby!”

“why? whatever happened to “uncle akaza”? they aren't mine, and certainly isn’t my responsibility. you should just be a better father and just protect them.”

“muzan-sama, please? i’ll give you my beautiful eye in return? akaza-dono is out somewhere. they’re just a baby to me, i don’t want them to be traumatized for what they'll witness. see how cute they look? i promise they won’t cause any trouble〜 they'll spread joy onto you〜 something you may need〜”

💢“go. and be quick. i don’t want to babysit any longer than i have to, for i have more important things to do. i have no use for your eye, either.”

now it’s just you and muzan.. muzan and you..

he would most likely sit you off in a corner and let you doodle on blank papers.

while he finishes up any work he has. and of course looking off into the area you’re in, making sure you’re not causing any trouble〜

for some reason he decides to head your way? he doesn’t even know why, he just does.

when he sees that your actually drawing pictures of landscapes and sceneries, he’s impressed?!

(yes, you are a still toddler. only cool readers over here.)

he asks you questions about your drawings, and listens carefully through your speech impediment.

now that you’ve caught his eye, he moves you closer to where he’s working, at his desk. (congrats, you got promoted from the corner to near his desk!)

out of his old man habits, he starts rambling to you about flowers, and your little self just listening, occasionally asking questions.

it seems like.. the two of you are bonding over flowers, hm? how cute♡

it seems like you’ve got knowledge on flowers yourself, so muzan proceeds to asks you,

“at any point in time of your doings, have you seen a flower thats in deep blue of color? a blue spider lily?”

whatever your answer was, he decides to keep you closer to him.

not only because you could help him find the blue spider lily, but because… well…

now he sort of favors you♡

not your father. but you. he will never admit this either, for you’re still the offspring of douma.

when he finishes up with his experiments for the moment, he turns to you and sees that you’re bored.

he would find something else for the both of you to do. taking a stroll!

he picks you up, and carries you around asakusa, and any nearby beautiful forest, while the both of you still talk about flowers, or anything your toddler brain wants to talk about〜

after around a couple of hours, the two of you return back to the castle. and what’s that, a little smile on muzans face?!

gone, as soon as you look at him, though.

he sees douma, and quickly shoves you into his arms.

“oooh, my baby〜! did you miss papa? i thought of you the whole time! oh, how much i love you♡! muzan-sama, thank you so much! i know my little one wasn’t causing any trouble, right? what did you two do?”

“they were fine. and that’s none of your business, your child is back to you without harm. there'll be repercussions the next time you make me babysit, now leave.”

muzan doesn’t have any love for children. let alone, almost anyone.

overall, he actually didn’t mind babysitting you! not only we’re you easy to handle, but you’re intelligent.

youre fun-filled toddler personality probably what was needed to cheer muzan up, even for just a minute♡

kokushibo

kokushibo.. your straight-forward silent lover…

he knows why you could potentially be upset, but doesn’t see the purpose of being upset about it.

you were upset at something that happened earlier, and tried to ask for a solution from your beloved〜

he gave you your answer, alright.. but he worded it in a way that might’ve made it seem like it was your fault on what happened.

he didn’t try to! he just tried to get you to realize where exactly it went wrong.

now… he’s just waiting in anticipation for your response.

but instead, you just sit there just trying to pinpoint what his goal in mind was. looking a more upset than before.

forgetting it all, you end up heading to bed, attempting to just relax.

drifting off to sleep (if you’re able to sleep), you suddenly remember that your lover didn’t join you to bed. will a small disagreement split the two of you up into separate rooms tonight?

your eyes quickly widen and see that kokushibo is there, but with his back facing you.

when did he even get in here?! it looks like he’s been here for a minute too. sneaky uppermoon one…

now that you’re relieved, you move closer to him, and place your arm around him to his heart♡

he slightly smiles, only smiles. eventually he tells you as he rest his eyes..

“i apologize for the way i initially communicated with you. we may talk this out tomorrow, with less misunderstandings, (name).”

douma

douma wouldn’t understand why you’re mad at him!

teasing is just his nature! no matter how harsh it is, to him, he’s only speaking out of love.

which he is, but.. he doesn’t consider that other people could find it offensive or annoying.

he’ll listen when you voice your opinion on his absurd way of showing love, but, it’ll only result in more teasing〜

eventually, you get too fed up with his cockiness and foul teasing to the point where you just go to bed! without him!

even while upset at your love, you do fairly want him by your side, even if he is being a little s- -

- -so like i said, he wouldn’t fully understand on why you’re upset, so he’s not giving you any personal space.

therefore, he ends up joining you in bed〜

in bed where it feels like forever, with the both of you facing opposite ways.

you silently look over, and to what it seems like he’s “sleeping”.

soon enough you flip over and spoon him, while a smirk appears on doumas face, as he places his hand on top of yours♡

somehow in a span of three seconds, now he’s spooning you, hugging you while saying,

“oh, my love! i knew you couldn’t stay mad at me for too long〜 oh how much i’ve missed you♡”

akaza

akaza is aware of where this all went wrong, but in his brain (if demons have one atp) he just tried to help.

today was just not the day for you.

maybe someone was being annoying, you lost a fight, woke up on the wrong side of the bed, who knows.

whatever happened, akaza was determined to fix it, because he only wants his lover to be happy!

but… you just wanted to be alone. sometimes alone time is all you need〜

but akaza kept bringing you things you like, kept staying near you, and kept asking if everything was alright♡

you accepted his kindness and offers, but you genuinely just wanted to be alone to recharge, but your lover being persistent as he is only made you feel more annoyed.

you expressed that, but he just kept following you like a lost puppy!

in due time, you end up vaguely telling off akaza for “pestering” you and how you just had a awful day.

he stands there, with a blanket and pillow in his hand, not saying a word as you walk off to bed… and he follows you.

he tucks both of you to bed, and you both lay there facing opposite ways.

you lay there, thinking over your day. you shortly realize that akaza was there for you even at your lowest, but you didn’t see it because you were already upset.

you turn around, and swiftly spoon the “sleeping” akaza, holding his hand〜

he lets out a little chuckle and caresses your hand to tell you,

“i’m sorry for ruining your day even further. but i’m glad to be here for you now. sometimes just a hug is all you need, my love.”

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douma with definitely think your little playtoy is so cute!

wait hm? it’s not a silly toy? it’s a “pet”?

well.. now he’s a bit lost. he understands the concept of pets, but, wouldn’t a human pet be much more interesting?〜

demons don’t have interest in animals like that

either way, he believes that your cat absolutely wonderful!

even more wondrous once he finds out it’s a demon! how could that be possible?!

“wow wow, my lotus! your cat is a demon! how did you get it as such? please, tell me more〜”

• if you’re a human, he would ask if your cat become a demon accidentally or was attacked or whatnot.

• if you’re a demon, he would ask if your cat was on its last life and you turned it into a demon or if you found it like that.

if you’re okay with it, he would include your cat into his cult!

your cat would have a quite simple role:

to become a destresser for his followers while enjoying being pet〜

douma would listen to everything you have to say about your cat, for he loves you and your cat♡

would even surprise you and buy cat toys, scratching posts, cat treehouses and cat food!…

…even if the demon cat can’t eat it. he saw that it was for cats, and bought it.

most likely will ask if your cat is skilled in any type of fighting.

• if it isn’t, he would offer to see if he can train the cat to fight. what?

• if it is, then he would try to get you to send him on missions. just for fun. what?!

“wouldn’t it be amusing? to see your cat in action and win! with plentiful training, i’m sure your cat could exceed akaza-dono!〜

to see akaza be surpassed by a cat would only add fuel to his fire, douma.

(could you imagine it, though〜?)

as a uppermoon, douma doesn’t have that type of time to think of demon animals. so he finds yours rather intriguing!

how long has your cat live in mortal and demon years? does it possess a BDA, and if so, what is it? does eat human too? did it transform into a new look when it turned?

putting aside his curiosity, he genuinely adores your cat. especially since you adore your cat. to him, that could be seen as bonding for the 3 of you.

if you ask him to, he’ll even protect the little pet. and in do time, the cat be you twos’ shared pet.

becuase we all know douma is clingy like that♡〜

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oh my goodness!!!!

hua cheng would probably freeze up at the thought of that.

he does want to meet her yes, but what if he messes something up?!

xie lian would reassure him and tell him his mom is lovely〜

she would be so supportive!!! so happy to know that someone loves her son just as much as she does♡〜

most likely would be skeptical at first, it’s only her motherly instincts trying to protect her son〜

…your husband is… the ghost king..? a calamity..? feared by the heavens..?? ..well if you like it, i love it!

i think she would get over that quickly given the fact that xie lian would reassure her heavily that his precious san lang would never hurt him. 

i believe she would be intrigued in why hua cheng loves her son, and listen to every detail with a lovely smile.

“im happy to hear your reasonings for loving my son. but as my son in law, i would love to know you on a more personal level, and welcome you into the family.”

you already know hua cheng would be so respectful! 

bowing to her often, calling her the most respectful titles, cooking for her, opening doors for her, bringing her gifts and paintings he made of her, helping her with anything she needs, and more!

could even make xie lian jealous〜

the more they get to know eachother, the more motherly she becomes with him. treating him with the same, if not just as much love she treats him with xie lian.

i have a feeling hua cheng wouldn’t exactly want her to call him “hua cheng”. would he want her to call him “san lang” too? 

definitely she would be the type of mother to watch the two lovebirds in the back, just adoring them from afar♡

i feel like by accident, she would embarrass xie lian a couple times.. hua cheng will have to reassure him that it’s okay! 

“my queen of xianle, it was a honor to meet you. i promise to protect you and your son, xie lian. gege, thank you.”

overall, they two of them would bond heavenly, and would thank xie lian for such a wonderful opportunity〜

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