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                 ‘ STUPID FUCKING YELLOW BASTARD !!                           unless you have an tips and tricks on how to catch the damn pikachu in pokemon go, don’t talk to me right now. ‘

           ‘ yeah.                    that is a gun in my pants. but that doesn’t mean i’m not happy to see you. ‘

              ‘ HEY !!                                 you look familiar, did i spin you like a beanie propeller and leave you in a motel room in dubuque ? ‘

              FOURTH WALL.   when will i stop playing pokemon and start writing starters......

              FOURTH WALL.    i just fucking snorted.

                  FOURTH WALL.    sup fam, i’m hella dumb and accidentally deleted my starter call. /: time 2 make another one. like this for a ( probably hella short ) starter.

‘              ‘   YA’KNOW                                      i’d HATE to be the voice of reason here but if tumblr was still a thing i’d call the fuck out of you for shooting those people you call ‘ WALKERS ‘ just because they look a little different and they got some cannibalistic urges and they smell worse than blumpkin after a TACO BELL date doesn’t mean ya gotta kill ‘em !   ‘

                                              DADDY NEEDS TO EXPRESS SOME RAGE.

     SHHHH......   my COMMON SENSE is tingling...