Michaela In Ratchetland

korby

i would've made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

kitties

Most excellent @carnalreincarnated

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

ʍoǝɯ

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity