Double Reed Problems

parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence

brass: maybe like wipe down the mouthpiece after you use it?? idc man

a) throwing music on floor b) crying over Milde studies C) ignoring the Milde Studies D) Playing only major and natural minor scales in the hope that your lessons teacher never asks for Ab Harmonic Minor on the spot e) praying to God that he rewards actually practicing in the summer with the bare minimum of not losing anything over the summer and that being enough to please your lessons teacher. Also bonus f) taking your solo at like half count just to remember what the rhythms and tongues you learned in April.

tchaikovsky, stuffing breadsticks in his bag: i have to leave now

Me: what do you want from me