"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

once everything settles i'm encouraged to "share vaginal microbiome with someone who already has one set up" like. scissoring? are you talking about scissoring? fuckin. doctor-prescribed lesbian sex.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.